Three things in life are certain- 1- Death 2- Taxes 3- if you ever get caught up in a multi national gay arsonist escort scandal you can just get the BBC to blame Russia and no one will ever know.

So you can post the evidence, right? Or is this another #Labour lie we can file under “things that never happened “

You know he knows his days are numbered when he gets his wife on the invite list at the taxpayers expense! Last chance to milk the electorate before he goes…

That sound you can hear, is the barrel being scraped.

UK is a police state

And off go the replies….. How did @lisanandy borough vote during the locals? Think they might be sticking together….

Hey, I’ve got a bridge to sell you….

The MoD felt the need to deny the tanker raid was staged. Ask yourself why. Because in the same breath they accidentally confirmed everything people were saying Their own spokesman admitted footage was taken at multiple points and compiled together. Different takes. Edited into one seamless video. A voice can be heard saying ROLLING. And telling a soldier to HOLD THAT during a live search of the vessel. Those are not military commands. Those are film production commands. And the MoD just told us that themselves. The policy to seize shadow fleet ships was announced in MARCH. Three months. Not one tanker touched. The Smyrtos sailed from the Russian oil terminal Ust-Luga on June 4. They tracked it for ten days as it crossed the North Sea and entered the Channel. They did not stumble upon this ship on the night of June 14. They chose the night before the G7 to act. That is not a military decision. That is a scheduling decision. World leaders arriving the next morning specifically to discuss standing up to Russia. Starmer needed something to walk into that room with. 3am operation. Tweet before breakfast. Video uploaded before the world woke up. The man Trump publicly called not Winston Churchill needed to walk into the G7 looking like one. So he produced a film the night before the G7 to prove he is still relevant. As DPP he volunteered to go after British soldiers. Did not have to. Was not asked to. Chose it. For free. Here’s is what makes this truly obscene. The man now wrapping himself in the Armed Forces spent years pursuing British soldiers through the courts. Nobody asked him. Nobody paid him. He chose to prosecute them. Worked for free to do it. That is not a lawyer doing his job. That is a man with an agenda. Armed Forces shrinking by 300 a month. Lowest since the Napoleonic Wars. Eleven days before this three Royal Marines were killed when a Merlin Mk4 crashed in Devon. Same aircraft. Investigation open. Not grounded. Used anyway. Chris Gayson. Lily-Mae Fisher. Owen Green. Lily-Mae never got her wings. They were due this month. He spent years trying to destroy soldiers like them. Then used what is left of them to save himself. Our soldiers deserved better than being props in his political survival film.

So you support the notion that they deserve it more than military veterans who have served for your freedom?

Looks like we won’t be funding Defence for the foreseeable then? More borrowing? IMF bailouts coming quicker than we thought. At this rate Elon might be able to buy the UK at a discount price!

Beyond parody! If you think #RachelFromAccounts is doing a great job as a CX you need to seek urgent help! Keep working on your CV, you will definitely be one of the #Labour lemmings who will unemployed come 2029, if not sooner!

No you won’t mate. You’ll announce a proposed policy. Hopefully one that involves your boss and his deputy paying their full taxes I know you’ve been pretending to be the Shadow Chancellor for months but pretending to be the actual Chancellor is a bridge too far.

Seems like a good defence for the banned app companies to tell #Starmer to foxtrot oscar!

Maybe @CommonsSpeaker will give #Starmer a dressing down at #PMQs!

Apart from the paedo protection site BlueSky! I wonder why?

What say you @CommonsSpeaker @LindsayHoyle_MP ? Starmer and Labour up to their old tricks. The nation knows they have no respect for them, however you’d think they might have a shred of respect for you, one of their own!

Just not any far left platforms….

Irrelevant!

Just when you thought Labour couldn’t get any more delusional, Lisa Nandy struts up and smashes the record. Sky News’ Wilfred Frost calmly points out the obvious: UK forces have just boarded one Russian shadow fleet tanker (out of 700 operating) in 2026. The war started in 2022. Four years. One ship. Nandy’s response is legitimately unhinged: “Yeah, but I think that shows the seriousness with which we’re taking this because it’s not easy to do. We’ve been determined to do it because cutting off the funding for the action in Ukraine is one of the central ways that we will make sure that Ukraine wins the war.” One tanker in four years = “seriousness” 😂🙃 This single glorified photo-op is apparently going to cripple Putin’s war machine, bankrupt Russia, and single-handedly deliver victory for Ukraine. I don’t even know what to say anymore. She’s completely lost the plot. The entire Labour government has. Every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom on delusion and incompetence, they find a new low and proudly announce it on national television. Absolutely staggering.