Memes that slap & quotes that stick
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17 Sep 2025
Plastic hi roke paani,
Jhopda ho ya aambani..!😂
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Worry about your character, not your reputation.
Your character is who you are.
Your reputation is who people think you are...!
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Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!
Patient: Thank God. Now I don't have to pay you
Doctor:
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The reason why I hate feminism...!!!
🚨 DIA MIRZA : Patriarchy is the cause for climate change.
SOHA ALI KHAN : How?😳
DIA MIRZA: "It's men who have driven climate change. They are entirely & totally responsible for the chaos & misery that has been unleashed on our world today everywhere"
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Shared some of my tweets on insta story....by hiding my account name, because I don't want my real life people to find out this account.... shared some of my inteelectuall tweets because thought... atleast tweets padhke inme kuch aakal aayegi...!
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I don't like to do discrimination with someone....!
Kisiko nicha feel karake kya hi superior feel karoge yarr.....
Usko nicha feel Kara ke to then tum usse jyada nichle darje ke ban gye....!
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Jun 14
BTW, why doesn't Sarvam AI get the kind of global attention DeepSeek does..?
And please don't give me the usual "we're focused on Indian languages & data" excuse. The reality is, if you're serious about competing globally, the world notices....!
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Ek Indian startup sabse bada ban gya tha....wo bhi America's ne acquire kar liya....!
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Where do bad rainbows go ?
To prism.
It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals; we'd be planting so many trees we would probably save the planet.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe....!
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Gut health ke Lage pade hai mere......I guess yakult kharid ke pina padega...!
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Jun 13
ek ladki se flirt karne me busy hu so tweets bad me aayenge...!
don't wait for my tweets soo jao..!
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Actions speak louder than words. Show you're second to none....don't just make claims....!
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India won't be second to anybody in developing foundational AI models.
- IT Secretary
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G!rls can't remember where they left their hair clip,
But they remember what you said 4 years ago on monday at 7:11 pm....!
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No one :
Indian parents after cleaning fan, dekho pankha kitna tezz chal raha hai...!
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Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question....!
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