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Nobody talks about how empty your whole day feels after you stop talking to someone who was part of your daily routine.
The silence after the constant good mornings/nights, still catching yourself wanting to send them a meme or tell them about your day out of habit, then rememberingโฆ my brain still has them on autoplay even after I pressed pause.
Staring at the ceiling at 2am wondering why the day feels 3 hours longer now.
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You're not 'alpha male material', you're just an insecure dude with small dick energy who roasts women online to feel big. In real life you fold faster than cheap paper.
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In 200 years, 2226
No one will remember him if he ever existed..
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Imagine being a girl told you can do anythingโฆ
Then seeing the richest women mostly became billionaires by leaving abusive or boring rich men. Only 14% women at the top. This is what your fragile male egos built.
Feminism is required to stop forcing women to play your rigged wife/mother/divorcee game. Eat shit.
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Modi ji can't meet anyone without lunging for a forced bear hug, shoulder tap & DSLR pose.
That pathetic 'khi khi khi๐' laugh with tuti futi English while leaders stand there stiff & embarrassed. It's not diplomacy, it's a desperate craving for validation & viral clips.
Pathetic optics over substance
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Men are natural providers. They earn money so their wife doesnโt have to worry about all this
Ok then why do they need dowry from the womanโs family? Doesnโt that mean women are the real providers of wealth in all these families who needed dowry to marry her?
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Remember every trip? US, UK, Australia, now France โ same dance routine.
Modi can't step out without women dancing for him in traditional clothes like some medieval king demanding mujra. Paid, staged, taxpayer-funded nautanki wherever he lands. Narcissist on steroids. Other PMs discuss policy. Ours collects dance performances for Insta validation. India deserves better than this eternal Gujarat CM circus.
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๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ฆ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ซ๐ข ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ข ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ข๐๐, ๐
๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐. ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ซ๐ท
Upon his arrival, PM Modi was greeted with great warmth, while a vibrant traditional dance performance added a special cultural touch to the occasion.
๐๐๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐. ๐ฝ
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Why Indian ministers are so obese?
#WATCH | Nagpur, Maharashtra: Union Minister Nitin Gadkari says, โLast night at 8 PM, I signed the file, finalising the regulations to legally authorise the use of 100% ethanol. I am delighted to share that I, along with Hardeep Singh Puri, had the opportunity to launch the 100% ethanol-compatible version of the WagonRโMaruti Suzukiโs best-selling car. Regarding motorcycles, Hero MotoCorpโwhich accounts for three out of every five motorcycles soldโhas launched two flex-fuel models capable of running on 100% ethanol. Following this, companies like Toyota, Suzuki, MG, and Hyundai will launch 100% ethanol-compatible vehicles within the next month and a half. Thus, ethanol will serve as a viable alternative to petrol. People used to laugh when I spoke of this dream, and some friends even criticised it...Soon, we will launch a pilot project in Nagpur featuring a hydrogen pump and two hydrogen-powered buses. The public will be able to ride these hydrogen buses, which will be powered by green hydrogen extracted from water using an electrolyser. That day is now near.โ
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Always remember
Youโre not ugly, youโre just 10 surgeries away
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PM Modi finished his token visit to India and immediately returned abroad. He spent less time in his own country than most NRIs do during Diwali. Officials are now calling these quick trips 'domestic refueling stops'. The man is clearly more comfortable shaking hands in Washington and Paris than waving from the Red Fort.
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How men looks marriage;
What he planned. what she planned
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How Pakistani mothers look at you when their daughter tells them about uncleโs touches, cousinโs groping & brotherโs rape and they still choose โwoh toh khoon ka rishta hai & get marriedโ
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If women all over the world collectively decided to stop having kids, humanity would go extinct in one generation. That's how powerful women are.
Men would just shrug, keep building empires, and invent artificial wombs while you die off celebrating "freedom."
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