Owner of a Lonely Heart, Tattoo Collector, Cannabis Enthusiast and Podcaster. Co-host, Shitty Song of the Week.
Joined May 2013
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You can put this on the list of songs I wish I'd wrote.
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Here's a little something to hold you over while you wait for the 1st Qualifier of 2026, a FREE Hidden Track episode from Patreon!!!
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Well this didn't age very well, did it?
And neither did Mr. Tree.
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Hear me out tho.
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Couldn't they have just jumped out??
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Hey! What's wrong with whiskey dick and a bad haircut?? It's just hair, it'll grow back, right? And the dick will get hard eventually...
That's it! The last entry before the qualifier!
@johnjamingo and Bruce Springsteen just crushed @RedSSOTW and John Mellencamp’s ‘R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.’ with a filthy 67% victory.
The Boss really came out swinging with the musical equivalent of whiskey dick and a bad haircut
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Jun 13
My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take:
Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen
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American Aquarium is a band everyone should be listening to
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“here comes the tickle monster” ahh stance
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Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Hey, old man in the sky, I know we're not cool or whatever.. But if you could do me this ONE solid, that would be great.
Me - a lowly sinner.
Thunderstorms are currently forecasted for Trump’s birthday in Washington, DC this Sunday when the UFC fight is set to take place on the White House lawn.
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Jun 12
Grunge should make a comeback. It’s time.
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Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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Jun 10
call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one
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Jun 10
I hate when that happens.
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