Giroud is going to say something bonkers at some stage during this World Cup. Something about Aliens or the Illuminati. He’s mad as a box of frogs, you can see it in his eyes!

This is by far the best writing on the Ulster riots I have seen, from local journalists who know what they are talking about and have real sources: pressreader.com/uk/sunday-li…

#TroopingTheColour should give the good people of Northern Ireland chance to leave their houses and nip to the shops whilst the patriots are wanking themselves into a heart-stopping frenzy at the site of the King on a horse #flegs

Hard not to look at #Musk becoming a trillionaire with anything but utter revulsion

Expecting the funeral plan adverts in tomorrow's #Countdown ad break to be #DavidBeckham reminding us you get a £20 Argos voucher just for applying. Fucker is everywhere

We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre

Belfast, the league table nobody’s torching a bus over: 🔥 West Belfast 1 in 3 children growing up in poverty. Not after one knife attack. Every day, for years. 🔥 NHS waiting lists the worst in the entire UK. Half a million people in the queue. A man waited six years for a new knee. 🔥 45,000 kids’ families docked by the two-child cap while the politicians look the other way. Now what does Nigel Farage talk about? Not that. Never that. He talks about the bus stop, the small boat, the bloke who doesn’t look like you. Because while a third of west Belfast’s children go without, Farage has trousered over a million quid in “second jobs” since the last election nearly £1.2m a year from GB News alone, £189k to flog gold bars, fifty grand recording birthday videos on his phone. Highest-earning MP in the Commons. Then he routes it through his own company so he pays corporation tax instead of the income tax the rest of us cough up and still managed to file £380k of it late, 17 times over. That’s the trick, isn’t it. Point at the poorest man on the street so nobody looks at the richest man on the telly. A hungry child in Ardoyne doesn’t pay his GB News salary. Outrage does. Real patriots feed the kids in their own constituency. Grifters just sell them someone to blame at two grand an hour.

RT @KNEECAPCEOL: Béal Feirste ❤️

Sound, correct and agreed by nearly every commentator. It's Lord's though innit, so nowt will get done. If this was Old Trafford or Headingley or Trent Bridge they'd be told they weren't getting another game until it's sorted out. Two-tier cricket

If nothing else, they are far less obnoxious without him

Very few people are aware that tennis player #cocogauff is from #Anglesey and her full name is actually Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff

I see Sean Connery is trending for some unfathomable reason, so it's a good time to remember that however nice a chap he may have been he was also a bloody awful actor.

Not really my cup of tea musically, but Heaton is an absolute legend. An arena tour at that price shows it can be done but some artists choose not to.

I can relate

Crystal Palace win the Conference League to qualify for the Europa League, so there's 9 Premier League teams in Europe again. It creates a knock-on effect. The following clubs must play a preliminary round of the Carabao Cup: Crawley Rochdale Tranmere York But there's a twist.

Is this on your mantlepiece?

Brighton v Manchester United is on Sky Sports Tennis. A chance for me to repeat an absurd TV line, that 12,000 viewers watched the funeral of Queen Elizabeth on Sky Sports F1.

Have a watch of our new video ‘Rendezvous Point’ 🎥 🍿 An ode to @TheClash feat. Steve Wickham (The Waterboys) & Rosalita Prowse. Please share the joy my friends! youtu.be/-BPpN9XiYig?si=mLtH…