Gaming, cycling (when I can) socialist. Increasingly clichéd northerner (he/him)

Joined March 2017
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Replying to @Red__Tim
One of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite books: "My son displays a general garment and you claim it's cut to your fit? What a fascinating revelation."
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10 Apr 2025
The left has not shied away from talking about grooming gangs. The complaint FROM THE FAR RIGHT is that the left has not repeated the racist conspiracy theories that they demand everyone repeat about grooming gangs. That's what it's about. That's what it's always been about.
10 Apr 2025
Shameful the left has shied away from talking about these heinous grooming gangs. Tied itself in knots with whataboutery & ignoring that children were abused while institutions turned their backs.
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Paul Mason: "I tweeted this as a joke and it is in fact you who are a clown." Also Paul Mason: "fasho-tankies"
I honestly tweeted this as a joke to wind up fasho-tankies, and it's been doing so for the past 5 years - but as Labour takes drastic action to protect workers at Scunthorpe from sabotage by the Chinese Communist Party, I think it's apposite today 💥🚩✊
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*This* will get rid of the Dane!!
And might I observe Mr President sir what a marvellous and shiny boot this is
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This will kill people. Straight up murder. All for headpats from fascist freaks who will never support them anyway.
31 Jan 2025
🚨 NEW: The Government is considering each of the following in a 'radical overhaul' of the benefits system - Stricter eligibility for Personal Independence Payments (PIP), particularly for mental health conditions like anxiety and depression - Requring claimants to provide routine medical evidence instead of an assessment for PIP - Requring the long-term sick to look for work with a reduction in sickness benefit payments to encourage this - Abolishing the 'Limited Capability for Work or Work-Related Activity' (LCWRA) category, potentially cutting £5,000 per year for claimants - Scrapping the Work Capability Assessment (WCA) and aligning with PIP assessments - Shifting from regular PIP payments to one-off payments or means-testing - Introducing a 'duty to engage' with employment services, including job preparation and training Vouchers for specific equipment or aids instead of cash payments have been ruled out [@thetimes]
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A DeLete your account.
20 Jan 2025
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
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The "balls" to go after the most vulnerable people in society in order to placate some of the most comfortable, and certainly the most vicious. Tell me again how this shower of bastards are better than the Tories?
17 Jan 2025
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he has 'the balls' to reduce Britain's benefits bill, despite opposition from Labour MPs “We will be ruthless with cuts if that’s what’s necessary" [@MrHarryCole]
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🚨 A pensioner who faces £1m tax bill on his modest savings urges the Chancellor to think again.
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I see the journalistic bat signal has been sent out to protect Ben Judah and his deeply fucking weird phrenology tour of London.
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“We deliberately smashed Britain into Boris Johnson and hard Brexit in what became not one but *two* horrendous national crises, just to get our mates back then cut business deals with wanted war criminals” You have to say that is a great look lads, please keep saying this stuff.
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Remember kids, if you saw someone shoot a CEO no you didn't.
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Can I shock you? Lou Haigh's replacement is watering down Labour's rail nationalisation plans. Starting to think this whole thing was manufactured!
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Shocked to discover Wes Streeting being a spiteful, nasty little bully again.
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Replying to @PronouncedAlva
Sincerely hope that Haigh kicks him square in the balls next time she sees him.
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Replying to @BluRoofPolitics
The National Assembly emergency session is open, as enough Assembly Members entered the Hall to meet quorum. More than 150 out of 300 members need to vote for martial law to end. Military is breaking windows to enter the Hall.
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Time to see how well that liberal constitutional order holds up. x.com/BluRoofPolitics/status…

Replying to @BluRoofPolitics
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY VOTED TO END THE MARTIAL LAW WITH ALL 190 IN ATTENDANCE VOTING IN FAVOR.
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Here's a thought, revolutionary in its scope. Have these MPs considered... arguing against the fascist narrative instead of capitulating to it?
Exclusive: Labour MPs form new ‘Red Wall Caucus’ to fight Reform UK in their constituencies They’re urging the government to be vocal on immigration eg shout about its deportation figures Story w @_tomscotson 👇 politicshome.com/news/articl…
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We have also written to the Attorney General to ask if he has offered the Prime Minister any legal advice on this issue, and when this advice will be made public.
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Has the Prime Minister received any legal advice over the definition of genocide? A letter from the Independent Alliance, following Keir Starmer's refusal to recognise the genocide in Gaza.
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Twitter? More like "Shitter", amirite? Fucken gottem
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All jokes aside, this is literally true. bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/c…
I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark
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