When someone asks me what #celebrity I look like I wanna say #DeltaBurke during designing Women but it's more @therealroseanne personality 2

I smell bullshit of the highest purity Arrest the #EpsteinTrumpPedoFiles perps.#SmokeFleetThatsWhatWeDo

I know what i know and you can't convince me otherwise. Back me up here sir. @HunterBiden

At the G 7 your favorite president looks sad and that makes me happy... Thank you for your attention to this matter...

Remember when john fetterman said Democrats have TDS if they don't support trump 'making the capital beautiful for America's 250th'?? Notice how he has gone silent now.

The more you know.... I didn't know that at all. Thanks for sharing those big grey cells Buddy. @EvertvanVliet

So, we spent $14 million to line someone’s fucking pockets so we could end up exactly where we were before?

Have they tried Ivermectin? I hear it cures everything.

$14 million so we could pay a bunch of dudes to sit pool side with peroxide?

Thank you for being a patriotic and huge nerd.

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Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

Ok @willganss you looked so happy on that volleyball court. I loved your piece about #JordanLucas he's such a joy. Also that announcer was inappropriate and should be fined at the least for saying he needs "popped". What is wrong with people? Didn't they learn tolerance?

It's only Tuesday and Trump has fucked up a pool for $14 Million, lost a war agreeing to pay Iran $300 Billion, and ballooned his already expensive ballroom budget by another $200 Million. Where are the Republicans screaming about "waste, fraud and abuse"?

Also… The sun breaks hydrogen peroxide down. Into water.

No ivermectin sunlight bleach combo?

Seriously, what is wrong with Trump? He looks awful

Dear Chris, I can start by telling you who my audience is not. It is NOT you. It is NOT the pundit class that rarely leaves the safety of its Georgetown cocktail parties. It is NOT the chattering class who gets paid to pretend it knows the mind of the American people. It is NOT for anyone who looks at everything through the lens of politics. The people I am talking to are tired of the bullshit. The people I want to speak with are the 50 million Americans still sick and suffering. The families fighting for the lives of the those they love. Whether they are people living in the shame and fear of being canceled, or consumed by grief after the loss of someone they love, they are just looking for a slight glimmer of hope that they too can get back up again. My audience is the people who feel unheard, unseen, and uninvited, just like me. My audience also includes my perceived enemies, those pitted against me by you and your colleagues in the media. I want to meet them where they are and help build a bridge. A bridge built of that which connects all of us. That’s where we begin to actually heal. And it’s not as if my intent is difficult to understand or discern. Just read and listen to what I have said on this platform, and the 18 hours of unscripted pod casts I have done. I think your shock as to why anyone would care says far more about you than it does about me. Take a look at the comments to your post. And I also know this: people are tired of the bullshit. They’re tired of you and the chattering classes’ obsession with my family as Rome burns. So instead of wondering why people care about what I have to say, Chris, maybe you should concern yourself with why no one cares anymore about what you and everyone you represent has to say.

JD Vance heading to the morning shows to confirm US offered $300 BILLION to the Iranians:

I used to be a friendly gentleman baker. But now I’m a gangster of Smokefleet and I’ll remain Aston Martin Scorsese until MAGA is razed to the ground. #smokefleet

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