Sportswriter, author, screenwriter, speaker, wanna be lounge pianist.

Joined June 2010
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You mean like it was before Trump spent all that money, killed all those school girls and wrecked gas prices?
"The Deal is scheduled to get signed tomorrow, and immediately after it is signed, the Hormuz Strait is OPEN TO ALL." - President Donald J. Trump πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Note to anyone angry that Trump's name was taken off the Kennedy Center, don't you worry. You can still find his name in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
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ALWAYS put a defender on the inbounder. Anunoby is completely uncovered straight to the hoop. (See: Kentucky v Duke 1992.) #NBAFinals
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OG ANUNOBY WITH THE PUTBACK. KNICKS COMPLETE THE 29-PT COMEBACK FOR THE WIN. LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🀯
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Which is what the Knicks did on the very next play. KAT got a finger on the inbounds pass and it was over.
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To be fair, he was up late chiseling tweets.
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I think everybody knows, instinctively, Mike Johnson will make any sh*t up to brown nose Trump.
RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.
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Fixed it for you ... "I'm sick of people ... calling out the lies of ... our president..."
I’m sick of people disrespecting our president and then act surprised when he walks out of an interview
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Rick Reilly retweeted
Someone mocks Trump regarding the Epstein files with this amazing sign in San Francisco on Highway 24.
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His stupid war -- STOPPED BY THE HOUSE His treasonous Jan 6 fund -- CANCELLED His pathetic July 4 concert -- CANCELLED His "Not Reflecting Pool" -- MOCKED His Intelligence Chief Pick -- SOON 2B REJECTED His twisted brain -- DEGRADING DAILY The end is coming.
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Dang. Rubio forgot to tell Iran the war is over.
Kuwait releases video of Iranian Shahed-136 Kamikaze drones hitting Terminal 1 of its International Airport:
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That's nothing. If you lay Trump on his back and look through his earhole you can see out the other side clear to the Potomac.
🚨Trump: Our pool is bigger than skyscrapers πŸ™οΈ
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Rick Reilly retweeted
There were 154,000 manufacturing jobs lost over Trump's first 4 years. He's lost another 108,000 just since he took office last year. For some comparison, in his 4 years Biden ADDED 790,000 manufacturing jobs. Biden is better than Trump in every way.
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Uh-oh. Unless he drops a quick 50, I know a certain lard-ass who's not getting into the UFC thing.
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I hate to pop a very fun balloon, but that's not possible. It's invitation only.
BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump’s White House UFC fight on America’s 250th birthday into the β€œgayest party in US history” is becoming real as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.
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Here's Trump, the 36-time "club champion," with his yippy, flippy chipping move. Good players never let the clubface get past the hands. Trump lies like a Mafia accountant. #CommanderInCheat
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Rick Reilly retweeted
Bands that played for Obama. U2, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead, James Taylor, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Earth, Wind & Fire, and Booker T. & the M.G.'s. Wynton Marsalis, Herbie Hancock, Trombone Shorty, Buddy Guy, BeyoncΓ©, U2, Usher, and many more. Donald Trump: Vanilla Ice, Kid Rock.
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Rick Reilly retweeted
Look, the rule is that a living person can't be printed on our currency. So if Trump wants his face on the $250 bill in time for our 250th anniversary, he's got a tough choice to make in a short amount of time.
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It's true, Trump can talk sports. He's just not good at them. High school batting avg: .147 True golf handicap: 12 He owned the NJ Generals of the USFL, then demanded the other owners help him pay Doug Flutie's salary.
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