BREAKING: LOL! Trump's big "renovations" to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool fall FLAT ON THEIR FACE as algae immediately blooms along the edges, destroying the entire point of his work.
This is beyond humiliating...
Just a day after the pool was filled following the completion of the renovations, CNN reported that there is already "quite a bit of algae visible" if one stands on the edge of the water. A worker was spotted attempting to clear the growth away, making it apparent that the administration is aware of the problem.
The Interior Department is desperately trying to downplay the failure of one of the President's signature initiative, with a spokesperson insisting that the algae is simply "residual." Of course, even "residual" algae can quickly multiply and spread. That's what algae does.
"It’s part of the normal startup process. We are removing the algae, and the nanobubblers will maintain the pool and keep it algae free,” claimed communications director Kate Martin.
“President Donald J. Trump is an expert builder who has fixed the Reflecting Pool for good unlike the failed and extremely costly attempt by Obama and Biden,” she pathetically added.
Invoking Obama and Biden in the context of Trump's sad obsession with renovating landmarks and building ballrooms is a self-inflicted PR wound from Martin. Obama and Biden didn't waste time or political discourse oxygen fixating on such petty things. They were too busy steering the economy, keeping us out of foreign wars, and strengthening our alliances. Trump talks incessantly about these pointless things because he realizes that he is a failure in all other domains and is hoping to carve out a physical legacy for himself in lieu of a historic one.
The wasteful project has cost the American people $14.2 million, a particularly bitter pill to swallow as inflation hits a 3-year high and grocery prices skyrocket thanks to Trump's illegal Iran War. The working class is struggling to survive under his leadership, and he's blowing our money on vanity projects.
Now it turns out, he can't even get the pool right.
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