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May 25
They stole my Sport Drink. Spencer Pratt, if you can hear me, please save us
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May 23
I believe there is a "death touch" for writing. A mythical perfect sequence, rhythm, pressure and location of strikes, without much force, that can kill a man. There's got to be a lethal sentence out there, or at least a paragraph.
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Apr 30
My employer got acquired by a company in Michigan, so now I'm working with a bunch of Midwesterners and am completely smitten with their accent. Don't know why, but it evokes something like a mischievous benevolence. People who would sneakily protect you from your own stupidity
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Apr 17
This is a man self-actualized. You have to marvel at it
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Apr 15
Soliciting peater input on OJ. My usual Lakewood is getting pricey ($10 per quart in my area). Tried Trader Joe's organic recently, DISGUSTING. Organic 365 was good (but I'm a Sprouts shopper). Went back to Matt's, still solid. Any standouts? I'm open to non-organic
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Apr 13
Christian Incel
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Karens will get blackout drunk on wine and wake up to an email from Trader Joe's saying "We received your complaint"
It's me. I'm Karens
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Apr 2
As the first humans to ever step foot there, Americans are indigenous to the Moon.
It would be a violation of our human rights for any other country to colonize it by going there and violating our sovereign right to the land.
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Mar 31
Has anyone told the Japanese that in the earliest days of school we are taught that folding a piece of paper in half lengthwise is "hotdog style" and widthwise is "hamburger style"?
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Mar 8
Being Jewish sounds so convenient. You go to your Rabbi for spiritual guidance, then you go over your taxes, investment accounts, estate planning and kvetch about the wife all in one meeting
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Mar 5
"Did you know you can eat the kiwi skins? They're completely edible."
Yes, but they are yucky
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Mar 4
Boss: Hey, I updated the password to "Americathebeautiful1!"
Holy Patriot...
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Ray Peat recommended mfm threesomes for health
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Jan 24
The grilled cheese is the white man’s quesadilla
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15 Nov 2025
“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31
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10 Nov 2025
>in South Central LA at 10 AM to buy some weights off craigslist
>ghosted
>my car nearly gets sideswiped as I'm parked
>emailed 8 hrs later "My Bad i miss you message I overnap"
Thank you, Chuy, but I'm taking my business to a White boomer in East LA who just responded
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8 Nov 2025
Decline. There was another blackout a couple months ago in my neighborhood for like 12 hours, mostly over night though thank God. This one was under an hour
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