Northern Irish. Lover of pickled onion Monster Munch
Joined November 2015
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It's a genuine issue with Molly, she hates bicycles with the fury of a thousand suns
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Yeah this is the Germany that Northern Ireland fans are fuckin sick of
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Cherry Henry
#footiefoods
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Jun 14
I remember when rage bait posts tried to be funny.
it must be so fun for all these europeans visiting for the world cup to experience iced coffee, good food, and central air conditioning for the first time 🩷
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Jun 14
Eye surgery with no anaesthesia
What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced in your lifetime?
I’ll go first: the kidney stone I’m currently trying to pass 😿
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Jun 14
Looks like Nicolas Cage starring in a Steven Seagal biopic
Jun 11
i can’t stop thinking about the bassist of twisted sister and his fucked up dye job
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Jun 14
Poor guy getting tricked by a porn account. You hate to see it.
Jun 13
My new favorite genre of tweet is Europeans discovering how much better the US is than their countries. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Jun 13
Going to follow just to see her heart break in real time.
Jun 13
IVE SEEN ENOUGH WE’RE WINNING IT ALL
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Jun 10
Ah fuck, they're going to make me want England to do well now. I feel dirty.
Jun 9
Nope we’ll pack your Limey asses out like the redcoats
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I think he'll be fine
Jun 8
A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga
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Jun 7
Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions
🚨🏴 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri
[@TheAthleticFC]
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Jun 7
Waiting for the episode of House where he treats an englishman suffering from extremely thin skin.
Jun 7
Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.
One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??
The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.
Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!
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Jun 7
Man becomes Putin supporter after country is criticised for enabling the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
I have been a consistent supporter of Ukraine since Russia invaded but their attitude and blatant lies in recent days (all at their known paymasters) is making me and many others reassess things
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Jun 6
Check out the community note 😂
Unfortunately, it goes up, and it actually messes with my monetization, which is why they do it.
This is 100% libel and targeted harassment and it shouldn't be allowed.
Community note
Truth is an absolute defense against any defamation claim. Since OP did beat his wife, the community notes about him cannot be libelous.
unicourt.com/case/ca-ccc-sa…
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Jun 6
Why is it that the blue wig makes it a hundred times funnier?
Me at the bar after three(3) Sapporo realizing I’m about to get kicked out:
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“Idaho health officials are investigating how nearly 60 people got sick after drinking raw milk in the past two weeks” idahocapitalsun.com/briefs/n…
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