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Full Black Alchemist retweeted
This is gonna sound harsh but all these layoffs need to happen not just at Xbox but at all other AAA game studios The budgets are too big, too many meaningless jobs, too much reliance on streaming services, games take too long to make, and an overall abandonment of what made gaming great in the first place which is just making fun games for players and not their peers Things are always worse before they get better so I for welcome the reset that’s happening
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We finally had an unleashed dog incident in my neighborhood.
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Told the daycare that my toddler doesn’t nap well and they still forcing nap time. Then wanna be pissy when she doesn’t act right for daycare.
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Giannis needs to pick a team already. Enough is enough.
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Lemon pepper seasoning becoming too salty for me now
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Yo what happened with Derrick Lewis last night? Dude was so exhausted last night.
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Offsetting penalties. Replay 1st down.
Drea Nicole told Lex P about the vacation a 40 years old man took her on to Saint Martin and how they had to go snorkeling for his teeth in the ocean and Drea Nicole also revealed she slept on the bed and made the man sleep on the deck throughout the whole vacation as she wasn’t f-cking with him like thatšŸ˜­šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø ā€œSo he had booked a vacation, he wasn’t my ngga, i wasn’t even f-cking with him like that, i made him sleep on the deck, he slept on the deck and i slept in like the bedroom on the yatch, he thought we were gonna sleep in the same bed, but it’s like no sir, we were never even f-cking with eachother like that to begin with, he just invited me and i’m like f-ck it, imma goā€
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Full Black Alchemist retweeted
Journalists sitting on massive scoops about important people in this country—stories the American people deserve to know—just so they can sell books later is everything wrong with journalism today.
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Netanyahu informed Trump that Israel will not pull IDF forces from Lebanon and does not consider itself bound by the Lebanon clause in the U.S.-Iran agreement. - Maariv
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I****l about to false flag soon.
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That Japan goal šŸ”„šŸ”„
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Yo I thought this was AI
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21yo Brazil woman DIES after workers PUSH her off bridge — FORGOT to attach safety rope
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Do viral post with community notes loss monetization? @grok
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Surprised FIFA or any of the sport networks didn’t reach out to Ocho for any commentary. He actually knows futbol.
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Full Black Alchemist retweeted
Jalen Brunson’s career: • 2026 NBA Finals MVP and Champion • 3 time All Star • 3 time All-NBA Second Team • 2 time NCAA Champion • 2018 National Player of the Year • No. 1 retired by Villanova And he is still 29 years of age. Build a statue.
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I’m loving the South Africa hate on TikTok lmaooo
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I’m glad Mike Brown got him a ring like this.
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DE'AARON FOX TONIGHT: 7 POINTS 3/15 FGM 1/8 3PT 37 MINUTES IT'S OVER FOR HIM HE'S FINISHED
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Good ish Knicks!
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Full Black Alchemist retweeted
I don’t trust no Spurs lead anymore until that clock says 0:00:00
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