Human by day, Sith Lord by night.

Joined March 2009
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MasterJedi retweeted
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Questions about the destruction of the White House are to be deferred to the Department of Metaphor.
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The Super Bowl: The sporting event where millions of people learn that Puerto Rico is part of the United States…. #badbunny #SuperBowl2026
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If you’re ok with this, you never had this country’s best interest in mind. Stop excusing behavior that divides instead of unites.
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#MAGA lost @RealCandaceO @RealAlexJones AND @mtgreenee !?! Not gonna lie, that’s damn impressive👏
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MasterJedi retweeted
If you’re having a discussion with your employees and you say “Because I’m the boss” in any part of that conversation, you’re doing it wrong. #hr #hradvice #hronpurpose
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When employees know their contributions matter and their growth is supported, Mondays become more than just another day—they become a chance to make an impact. Let’s make every Monday count! #mondays #motivation #hr #leadership
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Dear @ChickfilA : @Zaxbys gives me what I need on a day you won’t. It’s not me. It’s you. I’m sorry you had to find out this way. #wedriftingapart #newlove
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Whether it’s the implosion of a submarine or a powerless ship causing a bridge to collapse, I sleep good at night knowing social media has an entire legion of “experts” ready to pounce with conspiracy theories. Who needs #cable TV when life has all the entertainment you need😉
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This is horrible. If a parent is going to encourage their child to live his / her “truth” and “rise above the bullying,” the parent should at least ensure their child can crack a jaw. Don’t throw your child unprepared into a cruel world. #oklahoma apple.news/A1i18FQO5SVKgoiI2…
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This year's GOSHRM Mental Health Forum Keynote Speaker, April Simpkins, PHR, SHRM-CP is ready to ignite the stage with her profound wisdom and extraordinary experience. Join us! Registration is still open. buff.ly/47NjldQ
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The amount of morning alcohol consumption that’s socially acceptable just because you’re at an airport is mind blowing. #mco #Delta
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Honestly, I thought we would have the following by now: 1: Flying cars 2: Intergalactic space travel 3: Intuitive bacon packaging Come on scientists. Chop chop. #2024NewYear #NewYearsResolution #bacon #sciencefiction
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Today is Day #1 for the @runDisney Dopey Challenge. Good luck to all you crazy mofos that do this voluntarily.
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MasterJedi retweeted
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@RickyBaezHR sits down for a chat with none other than Harrison Paciotti. They discuss #leadership , #technology , and #adaptingtochange . They also discussed the impact of hashtag#ai in the workforce, and explored the challenges of preparing experienced leaders for changing technologies. They also discussed the importance of HR aligning with overall business objectives and outcomes, and using data and numbers to make a business case for HR initiatives. Full show in the comments! #hradvice #thehinhrpodcast
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MasterJedi retweeted
Finding Career Zen - The Case for Unconventional Career Paths x.com/i/broadcasts/1yNGaZErE…

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If you’re on the east coast still looking at your computer screen stop, CNTR-ALT-DEL, and go home. Whatever you’re working on will be there in the morning. #hr #hradvice #EmployeeExperience
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