People following me. Thank you. In order to save time, I am not a sugar daddy. I am not single. I am not soliciting nude photos. Just looking for laughs and meeting new friends online. Any perceived "dirty old man-Ness" coming from me is not intentional. Thank you

Words ain't good enough. You have to show them what you mean.

People who reply to themselves because no one else will. STOP THAT SHIT!!

There are things that soothe without trying, water, starlight, the memory of you, I loved you like that once and the ache of it never fully left #inkmine

I saw a dog walk across some sandpaper. He looked at me and said, "rough rough." 😃

Ars gratia artis con pollo

Anesthesiologist, more like anesleaziologist, am I right?

Life is a journey, to live is to worry To love is to lose your damn mind But living's a blessing so I am not stressing 'Cause some of my friends ain't survived

U never take my kimono up U never despise the oligarchs Never peel lizards & bring me the skin U never insinuate I’m bourgeoisie Never peel me grapes & remove the seeds And never ever have lit your truck on fire & drive slow past my house screaming animorph sapiosexual U want it? Think outside the box.

I like how plants are all “vibez is off I guess I’ll die.”

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed, go be the embarrassing fool I know you can be and post the pictures on social media as a keepsake.

"What's happening at the White House is incredibly embarrassing for our nation" is the most evergreen tweet I can imagine

Stupid high, slow blinking at stars so the aliens know I love them.

I think I’ll go sit in the sun about it.

Good morning, e-gaggle. I'd like to thank the academy...🖤🤣🐝😘

stop letting this scumbag off the hook

RT @Barphbie0: To the 77,302,580 fucknuts that put this greasy, slimy piece of crap back in office, A collective 😡F…

Yes. We have spent generations optimizing for growth, efficiency, profit, and consumption while neglecting the very things that make life worth living. Any meaningful reset begins with different questions. Not: How much more can we accumulate? But: What should never be sacrificed? Not: What is profitable? But: What is worth protecting? Not: What can be owned? But: What belongs to all of us? For most of human history, people understood that some things existed beyond markets and transactions. Children. Water. Community. Trust. Truth. The natural world. The future itself. These were not commodities to be exploited but responsibilities to be stewarded. Perhaps the work before us is not building something entirely new, but remembering what we once knew: that some things are sacred, and a healthy society is measured by how well it protects them and its own citizens.

you most certainly are not! you're a gem 🩷