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19 Jan 2024
every photoshopped family photo in movies
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things can have two names shut thebfuck up who cares
Jun 15
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
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Cal Raleigh does it again. 2nd HR today & 5th on his rehab assignment.
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Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.
Mexican fans having it up with South Korean fans to Gangnam Style? This is the REAL World Cup. 😂
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Jun 10
ok not to be a tweet stealer but ranch dressing is only coded as declasse because it's American. If the french made an emulsion of oil, buttermilk, garlic, dill, mustard, chives, and parsley, y'all would pay 6 dollars for a side of it
Jun 9
All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:
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BREAKING: Elon Musk is expected to have a net worth of $1.33 trillion this year
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Jun 10
yeah they do
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Jun 10
so sick that twitter now forces these 'boosted' tweets onto my timeline from accounts that ive blocked and muted with literally zero way to prevent it
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kenneth in that one episode
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Everything feels like this right now
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Jun 10
hey fuck you
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Jun 9
i swear to god, if they somehow find a way to put weapon degradation in the Ocarina of Time remake...
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Jun 9
This is who helps run SnapBack Sports. Jack Settleman’s brother Casey
Responds with “Ew, that’s gross” when hearing that one of their interns is Muslim
They cropped this part out of the video they posted on Instagram but left it up on X.
Showing their true colors
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Demo version of Legends of Rock coming to Steam Next Fest next week! After all this time I'm super nervous to share my rock band manager game with you all!
Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4…
Please share and tell your dad! 🤘
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Jun 8
the most trump thing he could do now is to decide to not go to the Knicks game at the last minute
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Jun 7
"its suspicious that this video game is using two incredibly talented voice actors from that show that was created by incredibly talented voice actors"
Isn’t Matt Mercer from Critical Role? I would hate to see roles being given to simply because people are friends… but hey, that’s how the industry works in this generation!
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