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Word on the street is Rene Knott left KSDK to pursue his real passion of becoming a foodie influencer on Instagram. He’s rebranding as Garlic Knotts.
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politicians prolly using ChatGPT to subvert the will of the voters now
Tracy McCreery@TracyMcCreery
15 Oct 2025
“Why are people embarrassed about taking credit for this bill?” Hatfield said. Good question @chuckhatfield Court filing raises questions about source of gerrymandered Missouri congressional map missouriindependent.com/2025… #moleg
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you could probably put a museum in that thing too
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is he transporting himself to court
FOX2now
@FOX2now
14 Oct 2025
St. Louis Sheriff Alfred Montgomery now in custody over federal charges fox2now.com/news/missouri/st…
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Have it on good authority that Marc Maron’s final guest is Fredbird.
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Looks the sheriff job is a work from home position now.
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien
19 Sep 2025
The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.
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Starting a cover band called Corn Sweat & Beers.
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Imo’s used to give you a whole dang pizza for your birthday and now they’re like here is one extra straw.
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Did you know? A 2023 study revealed St. Louis has the best tasting pool water in the country.
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For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Turns out babies don't need shoes.
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me at a place where I’m supposed to make friends

ALT Wwdits Laszlo GIF
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It’s that magical time of year where my dresser is crammed full of both summer and winter clothes which is also the case all year every year.
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[corners James Cameron at the DMV and angrily pitches him Terminado, a movie about a time traveling robotic tornado]
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[furiously spinning in circles to paint a picture]
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"... but all the Terminado really wants is acceptance."
The average human spends 8 years of their life looking for the remote control their toddler hid in a shoe.
Now that’s a panic room.
Mick Jagger hasn’t had ice cream or bacon in at least 40 years.
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Tom Hanks wearing a St. Louis Blues jersey in a movie where his best friends are a dog and a robot is enough to make me wonder if I am trapped in a coma right now.
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