PhD MSW: I bring receipts. You better believe I'll fight for you til I'm bleeding, but I won't text back. Im surviving breast cancer & MS, you bet I'm Salty AF.

Joined January 2014
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Hi all, I'm pretty sure I'm out. Here's my bluesky if interested. I'm realizing this platform like all of my relationships are one sided and empty. I appreciate the pseudoconnection, but like anything inauthentic, it needs to be shed. Or you can google me, and email!
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I'm not the only one seeing this, am I?
1.) What’s a movie line you randomly quote?
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Justine stole my lip gloss in 3rd grade. And just before she did it, she said, if it goes missing it wasn't me. You're right, they all bad.
10 Nov 2024
I personally don’t like the name Justine. Never met a Justine who was trustworthy, or cool to be around, so all this Justine Bateman business, I hate to say it but
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Say hello to high prices for your wine and cheese.
When I say we're at the FO of the FAFO I mean it. Europe is about to shut you all out.
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How are y'all cleaning potatoes?
8 Nov 2024
Have you ever used a peeler like this one?
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Yesterday I gave rides to 4 Black women. Solemn, quiet. I leaned into my humor at the end of the ride. I hope you got 10 minutes of peace yesterday. #lyft
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Being a @lyft driver sucks today.
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#MSWarrior It's all in my head retweeted
IKTR @SaucySantana !!!!!

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"Based on available evidence from 30 RCTs....topical estrogen is effective at reducing recurrent UTIs in postmenopausal women." WHY IS NOT EVERY POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN ON THE PLANET OFFERED VAGINAL ESTROGEN FOR UTI PREVENTION??!! 30 Randomized controlled trials! THIRTY!
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I HATE driving @lyft I am making $5 an hour right now.
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Yes!
So, if you're shopping masked and some woman follows you around saying things like, "But why?" and, "Can you even breathe?" and you were to finally answer, "Mind your own fu€king business", that'd be completely understandable ... right..? 🫣
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More like this.
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Me!
Honestly, GRANNY HEIST vibes. And yes, that story ends in Vegas too lol
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Yes, We care for our elderly: Medicare And we aid our sick and disabled: Medicaid
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I freakingblove ginger snaps.
29 Oct 2024
My ginger snap cookie recipe was passed down from my great-grandmother. They’re a staple in our family. Bringing them to field offices around the country is my small way of saying thank you.
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Said the same thing after watching some crime shows. I have no idea what that smells like.
How does James know what rotting human flesh smells and tastes like? #90DayTheOtherWay #90DayFiance
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Cops are not scientist.
Police say they can tell if you are too high to drive. Critics call it ‘utter nonsense’ oregonlive.com/news/2024/10/…
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In #portland they blow up votes in an @volvocars . Guess what, that's typical pdx.
Police are looking for this Volvo linked to ballot box fires in Oregon and Washington oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10…
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#KeithWilson #portland #portlandmayor CRIME IS DOWN!!! Please stop misrepresenting crime stats. Thank you. Dr. Jenn
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That's me
28 Oct 2024
Are there any females that do not wear make-up everyday? 🤔
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