Habitual line stepper. These pancakes couldn’t kill me. I was already dead.
Joined April 2011
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today’s @SelfMadePW Session was an all timer. @BackupHangman had me crying
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jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this
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Dustin May is throwing a perfect game against the Padres right now? 👀👀
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Danhausen was at the massage places with Rick Brunson.
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shameful tbh
It’s an extremely tight race for the top spot in NL SS voting:
CJ Abrams - 579,796
Mookie Betts - 567,566
ALT Left - CJ Abrams wears a gray Washington Nationals jersey and a dark blue batting helmet. Right - Mookie Betts wears a blue Los Angeles Dodgers jersey and a blue cap.
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Cost of rent in New York
Jun 14
The main villain in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been teased.
“A powerful villain no one can even see.”
(via: spidermanbrandnewday.movie/s…)
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NBA twitter so disingenuous
Jun 14
Looks like the Finals MVP criteria has changed since 2024
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“Shoutout to my brother Anthony Edwards.”
- KAT ❤️
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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This is Bryce Johnson’s burner isn’t it
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Well said. I agree 100% with your statement. Stammen and Preller have not given him enough playing time opportunities. Padres will lose with this decision.
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Makes you wonder
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NEW/EXCLUSIVE and BREAKING: The UFC star Conor McGregor took powerful performance-enhancing drugs after he broke his leg in 2021. McGregor did so with the support of Dr. Neal ElAttrache, the Dodgers and Rams team doctor and one of the most high profile sports doctors in the world. McGregor then engaged in an active effort to evade scrutiny from antidoping officials. nytimes.com/2026/06/11/us/po…
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Why is it when a bunch of broccoli heads take their shirts off at a Padres game it’s “oh hahah Tarps Off lol” but when this lovely woman wants to unleash her honkers it’s bad and she gets kicked out?
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Why is it when a bunch of broccoli heads take their shirts off at a Padres game it’s “oh hahah Tarps Off lol” but when this lovely woman wants to unleash her honkers it’s bad and she gets kicked out?
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Jun 10
Very funny that since he’s left, I’ve seen Gavin Sheets & Luis Arrez play better 1st base defense than Eric Hosmer
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This man is nuts LMAO
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Charles Barkley hopes ESPN fires him over Cardi B comment awfulannouncing.com/nba/char…
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