A lot of football chat ⚽️ Plenty of other Tomfuckery aswell 🤪 Long-time Swindon Town F.C fan. NOT #OUFC's biggest fan 🚫 Soft spot for LFC.

Joined April 2009
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The whole point of a high press, in a nutshell 🥜 - win the ball - little feint - BANG 💥 #Mexico #WorldCup2026
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🚨🇩🇰 Denmark statement: Christian Eriksen is doing well.
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So it’s the 20th anniversary of #SoccerAid As always every year it’s time for the classic Roy Keane quote Never a truer word spoken, and always gives me a laugh every time I read it
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Who made this 😭😭😭😭

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Only in glasgow 😂
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Mystery solved… ☝🏼 #STFC
Well now we’ve freed some money up sacking the incompetent media guy I’m letting Ant get one thing from the toolstation catalog It’s his new favourite over screw fix after hearing the ads for it on talk sport when Ian was on last #STFC
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What an excellent way to get some good points across… 😅 👏🏼👏🏼
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That’s my application in. #STFC @SamMorshead_
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Took their time about it, but #DeportivoDeLaCoruña are finally back in #LaLiga Primera Division 👏🏼👏🏼 They were an absolute FORCE not all that long ago. #Djalminha - what a boy he was 🤩🤩 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #RCDeportivo #Depor #SuperDepor
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Tremendous 👏🏼👏🏼 Well done #AVFC #Villa #Villains Clearly the superior team, dealt with them in good style. Loved the first 2 goals in particular. Emery is some sort of Head Scientist in that competition 🤌🏼🤌🏼
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This is fucking amazing.😂

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Adopt shithouse Argentinian tactics & that’s what happens to you @SouthamptonFC 👋🏼 👋🏼 🤣
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Had to be done. They cheated. Multiple times. Let them off & everyone will be at it. Leeds were only fined £200k so Southampton thought it was worth the risk. It’s not worth the risk anymore.
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New crest next year #SaintsFC
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I was in Uttoxeter today, so missed this beauty
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For that referee to say he’s totally confident that the ball hit matey’s hand, & overturn his decision…. 👀 👀 👀

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As @timlovejoy used to say on Soccer AM - GO ON THE MOTHERS !!
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Fell very nicely for a massive bean pole like Ross Stewart 🤩
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The police horses in Bermondsey are just starting to intensify their warm ups…
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