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king of the turf 👑
ALT Past Times bone china mug depicting a man in a handsome sweater vest mowing a lawn, under text reading "king of the turf".
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Nonces are so protected, prison is a networking event for nonces.
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Sir Keir to clampdown on cheeky VHS tapes like Bobby Davro's Home Movies and Andy Churnwell's Sauciest Moments.
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A grown man is asking the staff to cut his food up for him and then crying about it 😢
“Hello, could you cut my sandwich, please?”
“No, sir,”
“Why ever not?”
“We are not allowed by @StarbucksUK to use knives.”
A country in which cafe staff are not allowed to cut a cheese sandwich. This infantilising of adults annoys everyone but corporate risk managers.
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8 Nov 2025
Pound Stretcher Mussolini exemplifies a particular type of man who is basically a child, but also a really gross oaf who pisses on the toilet seat, smells of farts, and shovels Rustlers burgers into his mouth while watching really graphic porn on his phone in public.
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not sure you’re a shining example of a kid who turned out okay tbf, tom
Jun 15
I can't believe I'm sharing this, but here is 13 year old Tom, vlogging on his youtube channel from his bedroom.
This a video from a channel long since shut down, from the year of our lord 2010.
None of it is my proudest work - but I got better as I got older. I learned skills and made friends, some of whom I still know to this day.
Making these silly videos over time taught me so much about video editing, talking to cameras, and being effective on social media. I failed a lot before I got better. But I had the chance to try. I developed skills that have helped me enormously in adult life.
Had I not been able to make silly videos on youtube - and get motivated/excited about thousands of people watching them - my subsequent life would have certainly looked very different.
Some might argue that would have been for the better, but it would have certainly been for the more boring.
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Nazis: People who are not exactly like me are genetically inferior and should therefore be exterminated.
Also Nazis: Help! I am but a small bean and the left are kicking my bottom just for asking questions.
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I live in Great Britain. Winston Churchill fought for my right to drink booze in the heat. I will never surrender to the weather boffins!
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Jun 15
The left cannot fathom our return to family values.
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Jun 15
I really think it would be a great thing if he all just agreed never to use any of these websites ever again. I don't think that a lot of people on here are doing so well.
Jun 15
•England bans social media for under 16 kids•
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Those kids when the ban kicks in:
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Jun 15
Even hotter off the presses…
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Jun 14
When the pedo is finally exposed, dont you dare come up with "i didnt see anything at the time"....his victims should spit on you for your lack of backbone and journalisitc morals. You're another weak, immoral, multi millionaire. Go figure
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Triple H to Roman Reigns on the way to the venue last night.
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Jun 15
Celebrating the man who was friends with Jeffery Epstein and often partied with him isn't very protect women and children of you.
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Jun 15
saw a guy in his late 60s wearing this absolutely disgusting shirt at the airport
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Jun 15
Tom Morello at Download this past weekend.
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Jun 15
Legend.
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