If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you. // Writer. Roaring girl. Gentleman farmer.

Joined June 2008
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Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:
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george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)
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gay people talking about their favourite pop star:
I’m telling you that the mother is primordially all-powerful, and that this cannot be eliminated from this dialectic if we are to understand anything worthwhile. It’s one of its essential conditions.
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Stanford grads walk out as Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage as commencement speaker. No mention of AI, unlike other uni speakers getting booed down this year. Story for @sfgate shortly
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I'm 82, I'm going to die. We die because we are born. The only things that matter in life are food and love, in that order, and also our little dog Ruby. I truly believe this, and for me, the basis of art is love. I love life. β€” David Hockney, letter to Ruth Mackenzie
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I think a lot of people are exhausted because it feels like every beautiful or useful thing eventually gets monetised, privatised, extracted, or bulldozed.
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Replying to @PopBase
The neoliberal word for fascismβ€”
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i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
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there's a reason the motion picture arts are unionized: bc entertainment is big fucking business run by absolutely ruthless corporations. & there's a reason the movies have become "media," "content" & finance: it's all part of the broader class war against labor.
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Ok, ok, I'm switching over to my fan account because I won't be normal over the next two months while The Vampire Lestat airs.
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'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'
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this is more or less how ancient greek philosophy worked
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Seeing "is" not capitalized in headlines otherwise using sentence case is my villain origin story.
For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.
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For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.
β€œIt’s okay to get some facts wrong,” one writer said. β€œIt’s honestly refreshing.” gq.com/story/at-the-substack…
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daddy chill nobody is taking him from you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Someone asked me what I do all day without a job, and baby, I'm doing all the chores of daily living which we all complain not having enough time for.
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(I'm also perfecting my moisturizing and collagen-boosting regimen.)
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a lot of people will never be able to listen to m83 midnight city in the context of the year it came out it felt like anything was possible and summer was forever
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IRAN WAR SETTLEMENT (v43)_Final(v6)_FINAL (5.26.2026)(v36)USE THIS VERSION(6.4.2026)(v4)
TRUMP: US IN THE MIDDLE OF FINAL NEGOTIATIONS TO END IRAN WAR
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