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Holy shit!! There are huge chunks of blue paint coming off the reflecting pool already… It seems the peroxide loosened things up, yikes!! THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike. America First.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool had aging pipes, cracked concrete and filtration problems. Trump’s administration spent over $14 million but didn't fix the infrastructure. Now it’s covered in algae and they're dumping 12% hydrogen peroxide in it. That’s the most perfect metaphor for modern Republican governance we've seen all year. Paint the surface. Ignore the problem. Try to fix the fuckup and blame somebody else.

“So let me get this straight: You started a war, got people killed, torched billions of dollars, threatened global oil supplies & ended up with basically the same deal I had - except Iran gets way more money. And I’m the one you call weak?? 😂😂😂”

#BREAKING: Psaki: “This week we also learned that despite the #UFC insisting that they will foot the bill for this whole thing, US taxpayers do appear to be subsidizing the event. A spokesperson for Washington DC told ESPN that the city expects to incur somewhere between $10-$12 million in supplemental security costs which will be paid for by a federal fund aka your tax dollars.” 🙄

Motherfucker got caught

Worth pointing out that this entire event proves no one in the Trump Administration believes that bullshit about needing a ballroom for security.

So we definitely lost that war, right? Like… all we did was bomb a school and whine a ton, then falsely claim victory over a dozen times. The only thing that really changed was the Ayatollah is now 40 years younger & pissed. Art of the deal…

REPUBLICANS ARE TOTALLY SILENT AFTER THEY FOUND OUT THAT TRUMP'S IRAN WAR WILL COST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AT LEAST 325 BILLION DOLLARS 🤷 THE SAME REPUBLICANS CALLED IT A HUGE FUCKING SCANDAL AFTER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION RELEASED 1.7 BILLION DOLLARS TO IRAN 🙄

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

trump’s “deal” with Iran is exactly like Obama’s, except they get $25B instead of $1.5B and Obama didn’t start a war or get the Strait of Hormuz closed or kill thousands of people and waste billions of dollars to do it. Way to go, MAGA. Your racist cult leader is a fucking moron.

The number of people in the replies who don’t get this is alarming.

To recap: Trump started a war. Couldn’t win the war. And now Iran gets $300 billion to stop the war, while we all pay more for gas and everything else. This is Trump’s “Art of the Deal.”

OH LORDY, THERE ARE TAPES! Apparently there are secret recordings of Trump colluding with his treasonous cabal of creeps to cover up the Epstein files. Future history documentaries are going to be fucking wild, man. The president's cabinet talking about him torturing nipples.

There’s a lot about this UFC White House event that should not sit well with you. At the top of the list should be that you can’t watch it unless you subscribe to Paramount . It’s not public. Americans cannot see this event happening at The People’s House without paying a private corporation. The White House is for sale. And tonight for the whole world to see.

Okay, I'm gonna be honest. This gay club looks fabulous. They've got everything. Sweaty men wrestling, guys on motorcycles in leather jackets, gold everywhere, and the Village People performing.

🚨BREAKING: There’s been confirmed reports that Donald Trump had a complete psychiatric meltdown at the White House this morning after he realized that his imaginary Peace Deal wasn’t going to be signed for his 80th birthday.

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.