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20 Jun 2023
New Blog Post!
Nietzsche and Callicles, A Reappraisal of the Influence Claim
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Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s
Rick Brunson: “I'm gonna stop the argument too… No disrespect, I love my son… Patrick Ewing is the greatest Knick I've ever witnessed” 👀
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“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”
*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh
“Once or twice”
“Knock knock”
“*laughs* Whose there?”
“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."
The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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Brunson put a lot of faith in management to make good deals with the money saved and they did. When a star player takes less, you need good management to turn those savings into a better roster.
**Cough, Oilers, Cough**.
12 Jul 2024
In a largely unprecedented financial concession to give roster flexibility to a contender, New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson has agreed on a four-year, $156.5 million extension, his agent Sam Rose of CAA tells ESPN --- $113M less guaranteed than he’s eligible to receive in one year.
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Craziest stat for me
The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history
In the same Finals
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Astonishing they're this good. 156K population is basically the size of Brantford, Ontario
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The Spurs led by 12 in every game and led/tied in the final two minutes of every game.
Lost the series 4-1.
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19h
Guys be like “not the next stop but the one after that is ours”
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do the spurs know how long basketball games are
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According to ESPN Analytics, in the 4 games the Spurs lost in the NBA Finals, they had a...
— 91.6% chance of winning Game 1 up 13 points midway thru the 3rd
— 72.8% chance of winning Game 2 up 2 points with 1 minute left in the 4th
— 99.6% chance of winning Game 4 up 20 points with 9:33 left in the 4th
— 95.4% chance of winning Game 5 up 10 points with 7:54 left in the 4th
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The sign of a good basketball team is changing your defensive coverages when you're up by 14 points so your opponent can have a chance to win
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Rare for a team to lead for like 90 percent of the minutes in a series and still deserve to lose
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Any time I see the phrase “enfant terrible” I always mentally translate it as “terrible baby”
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Jun 13
Kevin Gausman, Vicious Splitters. 😤
3Ks thru 2
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Jun 13
The most insane pitching performance I have ever seen.
Jacob Misiorowski allows 1 hit, faces the minimum and strikes out 15 on under 100 pitches
There are no comparable starts in MLB history
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Jun 12
Been brushing up on the discourse and I’ve decided that every single person is richer than me is a greedy bastard and every single person poorer than me is a loser. I and only I have the exact right amount of money.
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