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Wisecracking Blonde @RoobsC
Joined January 2020
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Wisecracking Blonde@RoobsC
19 Jan 2021
Who's old enough to get this?
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Hi Friends 🤍 I'm consolidating my soc!al med!a to make life simpler. If you're on lG, let's connect!
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instagram.com/wisecrackingbl…

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I always feel so heroic when I save daylight.
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Halloween 2024 🎃
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Wisecracking Blonde retweeted
Jo
@JoJoFromJerz
31 Oct 2024
What’s your top 3?
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
@RealRodLacroix
31 Oct 2024
Do kids still eat Tide Pods? I forgot to buy candy.
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Me: The Ween's Eve is upon us✨️ Also me: lol that's what she said
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Well, almost Halloween, so I guess it's time to buy candy.........to replace the two bags of candy we already finished.
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Does NO ONE appreciate that I'm doing my mediumest?
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If you were to sum up my personality in one picture, it's this one...
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Real talk, what ARE you gunna to do with all that junk inside that trunk?
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Blocking anyone who's talking about Christmas already. Kindly bugger off with all that.
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Dogs will maintain eye contact with you while licking their own genitals please stop acting like humans are the dominant species.
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What's Irish and stays outside all year? ......Patty O'Furniture It's ok if you need to block me after that. I understand.
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My robot vaccuum just got trapped in the legs of the barstool and this is reason 76543578 I'm not super worried about SkyNet.
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Trey@treydayway
15 Oct 2024
Friendly reminder that most of the discourse you see on Twitter is caused by an algorithm to make you angry/emotional
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Make movies 90 minutes again.
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Went to Comic Con LA and was like a kid in a candy store with all the amazing cosplay!
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Somebody should tell the people on LinkedIn that not every situation is a life lesson. Unless the lesson is you're a dillweed.
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If you hear me cuss a lot it's because I'm an adult and I do what I want.
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