Bakery Service Team Member for Whole Foods Market P Street Washington DC NW Team Valor Level 40x3 Pokémon Go Trainer. 102 Gold Gyms

Joined May 2007
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19 Dec 2020
Missed Connection - Dog Dad in Logan Circle with "calves of an angel" popville.com/2020/12/missed-…

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Let’s go Nats!!!
They are playing taste of ink at the bar I’m having brunch at crazy! @BertMCracken @theused
30 Jun 2018
Siempre Albiceleste!!! 🇦🇷
25 Jun 2018
Just got this in the mail at work. Thank you @LauraCatena it’s beautiful!
I think I have maybe caught a perfect 💯 Suicune before @ReversalYouTube @trnrtips @PkmnMasterHolly
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The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! @eminem BODIED THIS! #HipHopAwards
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If every black adult male in the U.S. bought & registered a semi-automatic rifle tomorrow, Congress would Pass gun control laws by Friday.
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The Jews don't need your stupid thoughts, go help Puerto Rico. x.com/realdonaldtrump/status…

My thoughts are with all those observing Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year.
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What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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Did Berts Wikipedia get hacked? @EITMonline
26 Apr 2016
@Jmasterswizzle @bboxler3 it takes a lot of fierce chill swag to be like me 🕶
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10 Apr 2016
Just saw CNNs @rebeccagberg at the Whole Foods P Street trying to look discreet. C'mon Rebecca! Everybody knows it's you! 😜
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23 Feb 2016
Barcelona 15/16 MESSI Home Soccer Jersey - wish they had club world cup badges worldsoccershop.com/74839-me… via @WorldSoccerShop

Could you please play cosmonaut on June 14th @cedricbixler_ ? #groundcontroltomajortom