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Jun 10
Dear Kasuku,
You‘ve been emboldened by fame. But fame is like an umbrella on a stormy day. It can only protect you from the rain and when the wind blows it will fall apart. The wind has started to blow. Say your prayers, it is going to be a very long couple of months.
@Kasuku256
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Jun 10
To the contrary, in a society where mob injustice has become the norm & the public has no empathy when this brutality happens (as seen in the Public discourse following Sydney’s murder), a mobile court will act as a deterrent. Justice will be served and seen to be served.
SIDNEY: Calls for mobile courts in Kampala City are disapproved, as there exists no remoteness or other factor warranting them. They are a mechanism for accessible justice under Article 126(1), not an instrument for public vengeance. The revenge theatre at Ggaba must be the last.
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Jun 7
Rest in peace, Gongodyo.
I am at a loss for words, and what I can’t say i will let the good Lord take out of my heart. I said a prayer for you, brother of mine. May the angels welcome you with arms wide open.
Adiós, hermano.
@GongodyoSidney
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29 Oct 2025
Many years ago, long before my heart grew cold, I discovered a @JamesBlunt DVD my father had bought in Japan. It had gathered so much dust that I had to hit the dvd player thrice for it to read the DVD. Last weekend, I watched him perform in Sydney for the 20th anniversary of
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29 Oct 2025
his first hit album, Back to Bedlam. This album was designed to make you sad which is why it was a huge mistake listening to it after my first uni heartbreak. Thank you Michelle. And then again after the second. Thank you Sheilla. You two beauties almost drove me to madness.
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24 Oct 2025
Like the Bible says, “It’s all vanity.” Vanity of vanities, says Quoheleth. Sigh.
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24 Oct 2025
So you get diarrhoea, fail to eat, your anal sphincter loosens up, your brain is getting a live narrative of everything that’s going on and lastly, the imminent depression caused by all this is kept at bay. What exactly did she mix?😩
4 Oct 2025
@MarthaKayug invented a juice that is a laxative, appetite suppressant, muscle relaxer, viagra, amphetamine and anti depressant!!!
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22 Oct 2025
Masaka guys are never beating the allegations😂😂😂who is Nansikombi?
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21 Oct 2025
If you watched Game of Thrones and the thing that peaked your interest was the soundtrack then I don’t think the problem is with the rest of us😒
14 Oct 2025
40% of Game of Thrones' appeal was its soundtrack
you can't convince me y'all just loved the scenes 😏
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20 Oct 2025
So the future of Kenya was sold for a Vanguard, a Benz, a Land Rover and a Plymouth(whatever that is)…
Okay. @HipposFans I’m giving you receipts.
20 Oct 2025
Kenyatta had no vehicle. So he depended largely on getting a lift from Fitz de Souza from Gatundu to Nairobi. Then Ronald Ngala gave him a Vanguard, Dr. Njoroge Mungai a Benz, The Brits gave him a Land rover and the Americans a Plymouth convertible. When Fitz asked Jomo to donate one vehicle to KANU to assist with party affairs and help other party officials get around since most didn't have vehicles, Kenyatta vehemently refused and said, "These cars have been given to me and I think I must keep them. After all, Africans only respect a man with a lot of mali. You have to have a lot of cows, houses, hangers-on, then they will think, ' Ah. He is a great leader.' Otherwise they will think he is useless."
This greed loot and plunder our politicians do was a philosophy of Jomo.
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20 Oct 2025
That’s what she said.👇🏽👇🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽
20 Oct 2025
New position, same passion. Happy to take on a new challenge and see where this journey leads. 💚💪🏾 #UgandaCup
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Son Of The Soil retweeted
19 Oct 2025
BREAKING NEWS: African Union suspends Madagascar from its body after military take over.
However, in reaction to this the new Military President of Madagascar Colonel Michael Randrianirina:
“We do not wish to remain part of an organization that prioritizes membership over genuine care. We reject a system controlled by France, which allows the people of Madagascar to suffer while our wealth enriches French oligarchs. Madagascar is forging a new path to freedom, and we need fresh air to ensure our survival!”
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20 Oct 2025
As a human, you’ll have produced 11,030kgs of poop in your entire lifetime if you live up to 76. Your car produces fumes, you use factory-produced household items & speak nonsense on twitter. Your effect on the environment is far worse than a pigeon’s. We should stop feeding you.
19 Oct 2025
A 400-gram pigeon produces around 11 kilograms of droppings in its lifetime. These droppings dry up, turn into dust, and mix with the air. When we breathe that air, the dust can reach our lungs and cause infections like pneumonia, bronchitis, and asthma.
In Singapore, feeding pigeons can cost you a $500 fine. Their droppings are also acidic, which means they can damage cars, air conditioner units, buildings, and monuments.
But when the pigeon feeding centers (kabootarkhanas) in Dadar, Mumbai were shut down, some people still came out to protest and now Peta is doing such stupid campaigns.
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19 Oct 2025
Footballers have more balls than Rugby chaps. They brought and imposed on us the same league format which football has refused and chaps folded like Kabode’s chappattis in Wandegeya.
18 Oct 2025
JUST IN: FUFA has decided to drop the controversial new league format with immediate effect. The Uganda Premier League will now be played using the old and known home and away format. Fufa President Moses Magogo, says they will use the next one year to explain the ‘new format’ that has been rejected by fans and Vipers, leaving stadiums empty this season.
#MonitorSports
#NTVNews
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17 Oct 2025
This is exactly what every guy that has slept with a woman after Shaq has said.
17 Oct 2025
If you think about it, a lot of things aren’t even that deep tbh. 🙂↔️
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