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I cancelled a rambling holiday with an old friend along Hadrian's Wall and he blackballed my RSPB application. Have you fallen out with anyone over Brexit? #EuropeanUnion #Europe #EUref #European #IamEuropean #Euro #Eurostar?
4 Feb 2020
Brexit certainly gave many of us an excuse not to go out. But we can now get back to being friends with old friends, says Mary Killen
spectator.co.uk/2020/02/brexโฆ
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If it wasn't for people like Donald Tusk, these storms would be so much worse #stormciarauk #European #eurononsense
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Join us! Together we will brave the slings and arrows of reality! #EU #Europe #RejoinEU #MarchMadness #walking #WalkingDead #
I showed this to my niece, Michela. She said "it's symptomatic of our post-Brexit trauma, caused by simple denial or possibly deeper societal fissures, themselves realised through over-exposure to Mock The Week".
The street applauded.
7 Feb 2020
File this under didn't happen
Right, we need action on this. No empty gestures or pointless statements, I mean serious, meaningful action!
LIKE if you think we'll rejoin the EU ๐ช๐บ
Let's show them! #EU
#Europe #RejoinEU #Eurovision
7 Feb 2020
On whether Britons think the UK will ever re-join the EU:
Yes: 27%
No: 49%
via @YouGov, 07 Feb
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Sorry to hear about #MichaelDouglas. He was a firm supporter of the European Working Time Directive. Another legend gone #iamspartacus #EU #hopenothate #acting #directing #baftaawards2020
Is that a bit like a #reindeer?
Lots of anger/disbelief r.e. my two year old niece, Michela. Whether she is real, and curiously articulate for her age, isn't the point, it's what she REPRESENTS.
Or doesn't. #EU #Europe #Brexit #books #bookBoost #comedy #UnitedWeDance #nieces
Thank you! I have to go to Rymans in the morning and I think there's a Sue Ryder next door.
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Rupert Vous ๐ช๐บ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ง retweeted
Many apols, as I had to explain earlier, hashed up the hashtag! Wanted #eufight but it self-corrected. SO embarrassing. #specsavers (i.e. should have gone to!)
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I am broadly supportive. Rifles are one thing, proximity mines definitely another. Small students, queues, vodka, ...disaster! #Freshers #freshersadvice
5 Feb 2020
Military personnel shouldn't be allowed at fresher's fair, says Cambridge SU independent.co.uk/life-styleโฆ
First-time Twitter users: spellcheck your tweets! Made a boob of myself, thoughtfully corrected #spelling #hashtag #wallyWednesday #EU
Many apols, as I had to explain earlier, hashed up the hashtag! Wanted #eufight but it self-corrected. SO embarrassing. #specsavers (i.e. should have gone to!)
5 Feb 2020
Go to library and look in fiction
I think I got this wrong. This won't affect anyone. Unless you're a clown. Apols if anyone panicked #Shoesday #shoes #EU #BrexitReality
Hearing that shoe sizes are going to change after #Brexit (e.g. if six you're now a seven) If true another 'victory' for Boris and #Brexit! ๐ #Europe #EU #EuropeanUnion #Shoesday #TuesdayThoughts
Hashed up the hashtag - wanted #eufight but Twitter had other ideas! โ
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