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May 16
Hall of Fame tweet here
Didn’t know we were playing at Valhalla
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My recent sporting ventures. My finger always somehow finds its way in front of the lens
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Jun 15
GREATEST FLYOVER OF ALL TIME?
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Jun 14
You were born in Uganda and became a citizen in 2018
Jun 14
.@NYCMayor said he didn’t go to sleep til 3:45a following the #Knicks win.
“We’ve been waiting for this for 53 years, and it just feels like the entire city is alive. The biggest city in the country feels like the smallest town in the world.”
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Capitalism works.
Jun 12
A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire.
Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour.
SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years.
$SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.
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Jun 12
The first Trillionaire in human history.
Elon Musk.
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We started hearing rumblings of this back in March, now it’s public. Nonsense. Love Phil no matter what.
Jun 11
Exclusive: Phil Mickelson is no longer a member at The Farms Golf Club outside San Diego after a female club employee accused the six-time major champion of inappropriate contact with her before a round of golf earlier this spring.
Full story: glfdig.st/aPte50ZaAPJ
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Tracy Morgan was spotted in tears after the New York Knicks defeated the San Antonio Spurs in Game 4 at Madison Square Garden.
(🎥 Access Hollywood/IG)
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Wemby goat debate over before it started man
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Jun 8
There’s nothing more cringe than these nazi freak theater kids pretending they actually watch sports while trying to hijack and ruin sports
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Jun 9
Insane to let Larry David sit court side at such an important game after what he did to Shaq
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All I see is that logo mog and Alix Earle
Jun 8
LANDO NORRIS SOLTEIRO E RODEADO DE MULHERES O MAIOR COMEDOR DE BUCETA DE MONACO VOLTOU
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Larry David’s reaction to Wendy doing anything is hilarious. LGK!
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Jun 8
How it feels to wear flip flops to a bar
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Jun 6
NYC’s most electric new neighborhoods:
- LigMa: Little Italy, greater Mulberry area
- InBoFa: inside the Bank of America tower
- SugMa: south upper Gramercy, Manhattan
- SawCon: southwest of Connecticut
- UpDog: upper Delancey or Grand st
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Imagine waiting in a 45 min line for a bagel in the Martian West Village after a sick night out with your absolute boys? Chills.
Jun 7
First city ever built on mars.
You get to name it.
What's it gonna be?
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