“If you read it in a book you’d throw it in the sea…” might be up there with the rabbit in the headlights with a suit of armour among the great sentences of the 21st century.
He also went on this run about Bournemouth, saying if you read it in a book, you’d throw it in the sea, meaning it’s too far fetched. But he started saying throw it in the sea in the same way he said “you’re going to prison” in that classic one. He’s the king.