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Joined August 2008
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7 Jan 2025
Nice to see Shaggy is keeping himself busy after Scooby-Doo died
7 Jan 2025
Speaking of sandwiches this one is the actual goat nothing else comes close
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7 Jan 2025
Isn’t her company literally making dog food? God I hate these pricks
7 Jan 2025
Brewdog baldy and his new bird really are next level dangers - Work Life INTEGRATION!!!!
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28 Dec 2024
RT @youwouldknow: Wallace: I’ve created a car that runs on mozzarella! Anyway time for a nice sit down
Gromit subplot: t.co/He63…
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27 Dec 2024
When this hits, better than heroin.
27 Dec 2024
To this day I think the most productive night of my life was the evening I created the flame effect in Balatro. By 4 AM I had this
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1 Dec 2024
A Handful Of Middle Class Women Of A Certain Age is my favourite Divine Comedy song
Gregg Wallace releases new video responding to complaints.
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30 Nov 2024
This is fucking class
27 Nov 2024
💥 POPPED LOOSE MOTHERFUCKER!
KNOCKED LOOSE and POPPY played their Grammy-nominated collab "Suffocate" on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' last night amid fire and rain.
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27 Nov 2024
It’s sart of a yullow sobmarine
27 Nov 2024
Barry Keoghan will play Ringo Starr in Sam Mendes’ ‘BEATLES’ biopics.
Ringo Starr has confirmed the casting news.
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24 Nov 2024
I miss them so much
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23 Nov 2024
This is one of those pictures that reminds you she’s British.
23 Nov 2024
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22 Nov 2024
Pete and Bas lived for a combined 150 years only to drop their debut album on the same day as Kendrick
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22 Nov 2024
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22 Nov 2024
Congrats to Father John Misty on ending up with the worse album release date of the year.
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22 Nov 2024
Fun fact: Kendrick Lamar and Father John Misty have dropped albums on the same schedule for over a decade: 2012, 2015, 2017, 2022, and now today.
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21 Nov 2024
not true. your style has so little to do with classic men's dress that the FBI was able to use your shoes to identify you as one of the jan 6th rioters. i know this bc you once followed me, but then i saw your ugly shoes, blocked you, and alerted the FBI
21 Nov 2024
Not quite. Classical style, and its inherit elegance and dignity belong to the civilized and the civilization builders who don’t hate our past, but use its style to build the future.
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21 Nov 2024
The Misfits going hard on this lineup list
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11 Nov 2024
Today we pay respects to those who have selflessly given us so much: the AliExpress 11.11 sale 🫡
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10 Nov 2024
If you say the word ‘sando’ to mean sandwich ironically or unironically you deserve to be shot in both knees.
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11 Jan 2022
Suzie Dent: The word of the day is “snozzlewozz” (18th century): a braggart and a fool who thinks the rules only apply to himself.
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Weepy horny beard guy: Omg SUZIE
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