I wanna publish zines and rage against machines. Plant Based Complete Idiot. he/him
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
20 Sep 2025
🚨 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨
Who wants a Packers’ LB Micah Parsons jersey?!?! 🔥
Rules:
1. Follow @NFL_Talk_Sports
2. RT and Like this post
3. Reply with your favorite team
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
25 Apr 2025
The Packers took a WR in the first round of the draft for the first time since 2002 WHILE IN Green Bay and their fans loved it 💛💚
(via @NFL)
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
24 Apr 2025
If I order an uber and a driver-less Tesla pulls up, i'm absolutely taking a shit in that car.
Tesla owners will soon be able to turn their cars into ‘robotaxis’
The car will act like an Uber, driving itself to generate money for the owner
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16 Apr 2025
Kross injecting the only bit of life into a Logan Paul vs AJ Styles Wrestlemania match. A man that isn’t even in it.
If Kross doesn’t get more time in front of the camera soon it’s a travesty.
15 Apr 2025
Karrion Kross is such a great promo.
This video is another example of it
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31 Mar 2025
Lifetime’s “Jersey’s Best Dancers” is on TouchTunes for any lifers that need that information.
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22 Mar 2025
I’ve had a week. But I hope to have a really good night with you. Come take care of your awesome bartenders that have been busting their ass for a week straight and see awesome punk rock from the Twin Cities and Fargo.
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
20 Mar 2025
Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999:
“Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?”
George Lucas in 2025:
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
12 Mar 2025
When I see these in nature I kick them over so fast knowing some fuck ass wooks named cosmic carl and patchouli pete probably set it up.
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25 Feb 2025
Won’t be using this much if at all going forward. What’s your Bluesky?
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burn bright is fucking dope. endless thanks to @Numberonejrio for creating something that brings so many people to milwaukee. two sold out years in a row. already can’t wait for year 3.
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
26 Jan 2025
FAKE PUNT!!!!
📺: FOX
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
24 Jan 2025
Anyone punched that nazi yet?
We play shows in two weeks! Fargo and MPLS:
02.07.25 - The Aquarium - Fargo, ND
02.08.25 - Zhora Darling - MPLS, MN
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
21 Jan 2025
we are SO excited to announce
FARTHER THAN EVER BEFORE
A TRIBUTE TO TRANSATLANTICISM (originally by @dcfc )
11 COVERS GOING TO CHARITY
@thgtcsav
Dying Whale
@_Kofin
@funeralhomesss
@LikeFatherBand
@iwanchicago
@caregivertn
@dreamwellri
@hiddenmothersuk
@faintingdreams_
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21 Jan 2025
Has anyone asked the important question yet?
When did Elon Musk join Pantera?
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21 Jan 2025
Ah yes, everything is right in the world. It’s mid January and it feels like -24 and *checks notes* a billionaire did TWO nazi salutes onstage during the presidential inauguration?!
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19 Jan 2025
How am I going to watch Lions & Commanders fans cry for two different reasons for 5hrs tonight now? You ain’t catching me scrolling YouTube lol.
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Slurm Zero Slut retweeted
18 Jan 2025
reminder as tiktok is getting banned that DACA was declared illegal in Texas and ice is getting ready to make massive immigration roundups in Chicago, do not let them keep this silent and do not let our community be forgotten
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19 Jan 2025
Scary Terry not letting Kirby near his knee caps.
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