Tenacious as a lobster. -Sherlock Holmes
Joined October 2009
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4 Jul 2022
Sad that they didn't live broadcast the women's #NathansHotDogEatingContest. I love @OMGitsMIKI and wish I had seen her win!! Congratulations!!
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29 Jun 2022
This is Benny. He fell asleep during his guide dog initiation photoshoot. 12/10 we still think he has what it takes
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13 Apr 2022
When you're obsessed with Hercule Poirot and @emhig does a @tastelesspod episode about Death on the Nile... 😍
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8 Apr 2022
Moe’s > Chipotle
I will not be taking questions at this time
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1 Apr 2022
today. i wasn’t a very good dog
april fools. i was so good
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7 Mar 2022
Watching @ALostrich rank peanut butter and I haven't laughed so hard in weeks! His thoughts on this Smuckers Natural are gold.
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4 Feb 2022
Blessing upon blessings. So grateful to announce I’ll be playing Sofia in the upcoming Color Purple movie. Here’s a clip of how I found out I got the part from Oprah herself. 💜💜for full video head to my IG: daniebb3
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2 Feb 2022
Trust me, you don’t want to miss Chapter 6 of @bobafett.
I’ll be doing nothing but rewatching it over & over again. So so much to take it.
@dave_filoni @Jon_Favreau #starwars @disneyplus
Don't miss a brand new episode of #TheBookofBobaFett streaming tomorrow, only on @DisneyPlus.
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27 Jan 2022
Absolutely bitch behavior
26 Jan 2022
BREAKING: Ridgeland Mayor Gene McGee is withholding $110,000 in funding from the Madison County Library System, allegedly demanding a full purge of Ridgeland Library's LGBTQ books before funding it.
The board's counsel says he is acting outside the law. mississippifreepress.org/200…
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Marshawn Lynch, Sharon Stone, Annie Murphy, Conan O’Brien, Ken Jeong and Kumail Nanjiani are here to help Will Arnett solve a brutal murder — the only catch is, they weren't given a script.
Welcome to Murderville, a new improvised comedy series premiering February 3
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13 Jan 2022
Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
ALT little fluffy white dog in a yellow jacket sitting widely in a pub of sorts. nobody is around him. he’s staying at a roaring fire. the light reflects of his face and ears
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9 Jan 2022
Bad Bunny's Simpsons version in Te Deseo de Mejor looks like @CurlyVee and you can't tell me otherwise ❤️
26 Dec 2021
Omg just saw @mayainthemoment in a Budlight Seltzer retro pack commercial! I was like "I know her!!"
25 Dec 2021
You know you're a [dog] mom when you wake up to feed everyone and spend your first hour of Christmas morning mopping up pee and spraying down crates. People, if you are not ready for this reality, maybe you ain't ready for a puppy. (mine is 1 1/2 now)
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24 Dec 2021
Santa’s out of coal this year so the naughty list is getting a recording of Gary Danielson reading Alabama’s depth chart.
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22 Dec 2021
Update from Universal Orlando Resort
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11 Dec 2021
There are currently 11 drinks and 5 pastries waiting on the Starbucks counter. Where are these people and why don't they want their stuff??
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