Pediatric/mostly newborn hospitalist (views my own), skeptic, and part-time unpaid satirist. Born on the bayou, just not yesterday. #NSNNN
Joined July 2018
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29 Dec 2025
Trump-Kennedy Center Announces Lawsuit After Krampus Snub
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18 Dec 2025
This is an egregious abuse of pardon power, if true.
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10 Dec 2025
White House Unveils Plans for Family-Friendly Airports
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7 Dec 2025
Eggland's Best to Begin Offering Good Enough Eggs at Discounted Price
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4 Dec 2025
Hallmark Channel to Feature First Transgender Crew Member
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4 Dec 2025
What was your favorite Ghostly Grandma episode? Mine was The case of the Demented Dentist with a Drill That Kills People.
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2 Dec 2025
November Beards Cause Spinal Injury Epidemic
“The brain on the right is a man with a glorious natural full beard who eventually succumbed to acute beard neck. Do you see how some areas are brighter? That's the problem, at a cellular level.”
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30 Nov 2025
Ok #Kidvengers ( other #HCWvsHunger teams), are we really going to let #DiagnoseAndTreats run away w the crystal apple?! I don’t think so, though still waiting on possible #ChaosGrenade 🤔 @evejohn1600 @SBMPediatrics @DrStager @sallygoza @bonespower @JenniferLBH @KidsHematology
30 Nov 2025
In 48 hours we’ve raised over $100k to feed those in need through #HCWvsHunger, an annual competition to raise money for the food banks YOU CHOOSE.
Donate today and log your donation for your favorite team at HCWvsHunger.org
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29 Nov 2025
Illegal Immigrants Taking All the Good Restaurant Tables
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4 Nov 2025
Boys to Menace
3 Nov 2025
Name this band
I'll start
The Grifters
and their most famous track?
Don't Look Quack in Anger
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4 Nov 2025
Chiropractic Specialists Take Aim at Dentists' Monopoly Over Teeth
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15 Oct 2025
I’m not crying there is just some dust in my eye, if true.
15 Oct 2025
Area Man Ironically Attempts to Find Human Connection at Gym
“I totally trolled that guy that gave me a spot on bench press by asking if he wanted to hang out or maybe go grab a beer sometime. No homo. That was hilarious, right?
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8 Oct 2025
Recent Harvest Supermoon Leaves Hospitals Reeling, Thousands Dead
“A supermoon is when a full moon occurs at its nearest point to the Earth. This results in a larger and fuller moon with a more powerful impact on human physiology and psychology.”
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8 Oct 2025
Chiropractic Particle Physicists Announce Major Breakthrough in Subluxation Science
“According to Grimes, the team used a proprietary method developed during a weekend conference at the airport Howard Johnson in Newark.”
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22 Feb 2025
I’m not sure this is the best way to end a documentary about how a young woman was brutally murdered by her fiance while living in a van for several months while trying to become famous on YouTube. Seriously, what is the point?
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21 Dec 2024
It’s so infuriating that there are billionaires walking around with no financial worries, able to buy anything they want without even thinking about it, and this poor elderly couple’s youngest daughter has to start up a male dance review in order to save the family’s bar.
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19 Nov 2024
Republicans were so distracted by penises and vulvas that they voted for a bunch of assholes.
18 Nov 2024
Never thought this would have to happen, but we are introducing a resolution banning biological men from entering protected spaces for women on Capitol grounds. Protecting biological women starts here and it starts now.
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18 Nov 2024
Cowards. Absolute fucking cowards with zero real principles.
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18 Nov 2024
Not one word from these people will ever be trustworthy again. Just morally indefensible cowardice.
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