Consultant at Microsoft, Former #MVP #AzureMonitor, #Kusto, #Azure #LogAnalytics, #Powershell, #AzureResourceGraph Father, Husband & photographer. He/Him

Joined February 2015
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apparently we just need to keep reiterating these things. Men: stop DMing women, emailing them, whatever, to hit on them or tell them their own articles are wrong, to smile more, they're pretty etc White People: stop being racist. its really not that hard a thread. đź§µ
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👇 100% when the current leader strategy is keep firing people to burn cash on AI, they've lost the plot. Whatever happened to make products people want, then making them as best as they can? Now its all about what features no1 asked for you can add and then shoehorn AI into it
What if our biggest gap isn't tools, but leadership in our industry? 🦄🤔
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anyone a fan of #phase10 I made these scorecards and boxes. they were a big hit at a festival this past weekend. scorecard or box can be ordered at my website if you are interested you can twooaksdesign.com/shop/p/pha…... or etsy etsy.com/listing/4298... #woodworking #workshop
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Halo was never, and has never been a top 5 fps. console boys that never played a pc game were obsessed with it. I had been playing counterstrike for years, when i got to college people were obsessed with halo and playing 4 on 4 on a LAN. I couldn't figure out the big deal.
No franchise marketed better than @Halo. It’s insane how they were the best FPS by far, one of the best games franchises overall, & nailed the marketing. Just top to bottom incredible work from all involved back then. “Spartans never die. They’re just missing in action.” 🤔
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the controls were floaty at best. and all that mattered was being the first to get to whatever the best gun spawn was.
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Rate Matthew Yglesias brilliance. Nobody hates democrats more than leftists. Even Republicans begrudgingly admit they need dems.
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No, it's not. Helicopter parenting is why. My kids are almost 9 and 10 and for the majority of their lives "play dates" involved adults co mingling too. Birthday party at urban air, can't drop the kids off, adults have to stay.
This is why don’t kids play outside anymore.
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It's honestly kind of ridiculous. Kids get almost no kid on kid time alone. And God forbid you let your kids just... do something on their own, you might get CPS called on you.
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I played in neighborhoods like this as a kid. We didn't have parks or playgrounds everywhere. But we played football across several houses front lawns. Played baseball in the empty lot next door. Roller bladed, rode bikes etc.
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Billy York retweeted
Bro the tariffs are good. Yes it will make inflation worse. Yes that means the fed won’t lower rates. Yes that means interest payments on our debt will balloon. But once Bill Cletus in Oklahoma learns how to build GPUs and we discover rare earth metals in America, the economy is going to rip.
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Not under this administration it won't.
Powerful. The genocide will end. The blockade will end. The apartheid will end. The occupation will end.
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How that protest voters working out?
2 Mar 2025
An Israeli source told ABC News that "the Israeli decision to halt aid into Gaza was coordinated with the Trump administration." abcnews.link/DyZ95q3
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Nah fuck that, they had their chance in 2020 and 2024. How many times do you need to burn your hand on the hot stove before you realize it's going to burn you?
27 Feb 2025
I think it's important to welcome people back over to sanity with open arms and not call them assholes or whatever
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No moron,it's an admission that the state has purposefully made teaching so fucked up that no one wants to do it. And of course parents want to know what to do with their kids because morons like you expect them to work 5 or 6 days a week for 10 hour days.
School districts around Texas are adopting four-day calendars for next year. This is tacit admission there is a lot of wasted time. Predictably, there are cries of “but what we do we do with our kids on Fridays?” An admission many parents view public-ed as a babysitting service.
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cool, what about enough dem senators to convict?
Mark my words… The midterms will be such a Blue wave bloodbath that there will be enough dem reps to successfully impeach everyone responsible for the destruction of our country over the next two years. Icarus wasn’t just a fairy tale…
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This is such a moronic reductionist take. Garbage men, just an expense? How bout firemen? Police? Truck driver or train engineer? Just because somone does something that doesn't create, doesn't make it not valuable. Moreover I bet this guy's dad couldn't care less about art.
my dad sat me down once and said: “There are only two jobs in the world: building or selling. If you’re not doing one of those, you’re just an expense.” still think about this.
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ive worked remote since 2015. best thing ever.
23 Feb 2025
still working remote in 2025 is like being one of those Japanese soldiers who stayed in the jungle for 30 years after WWII.
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i mean, anyone that was paying attention should have known? you're first clue was the world series win with back to back ACLS trips or 3 100 win teams back to back to back?
25 Feb 2025
I wish there were a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
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New lazy susan/cutting board pattern drop. Whatcha think?
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dems handing our country to fascists? The american people VOTED for this. what would you like Dems to do, start a violent revolution and over throw the governe... wait that sounds familiar.
"it wasn't on your bingo card" my guy, dems handing our country to fascists and then abandoning us was the free space
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Billy York retweeted
Spending isn't a “conspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov. A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world. It isn't fraud because he doesn’t like it. A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.
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