Your average low iq blueberry, Gnome genocider, #1 sentry hater, short BASTARD, who can’t digest stims, and will throw a grenade at my feet if I feel nervous.
Joined July 2025
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Foid who shitposts about men the same way I shitpost about women
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ANOTHER HELLDIVER BIRTHDAY HAS HIT THE TIMELINE
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Saw some people doing this so I guess it’s a trend now.
Hmmmmm, yes yes that’ll do…
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I saw the purple and thought it was an Illuminate.
The explosion was fun but we don’t talk about the aftermath.
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Need to grow up but I’m a sad little incel retard. It ain’t easy being not knowing shit.
Gn, heroes.
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When Lady Liberty calls and says “He didn’t vote”
(I’m the last one)
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Ok I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point but I’m gonna fucking hang myself.
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Jun 13
Grandma said I “look like one of those Roman gods.”
More women need to act like old ladies and not the bitchy whores they are.
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Jun 13
As John Nirvana once said.
Come.
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Jun 13
He lies.
Give him a leveler instead.
Jun 13
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Jun 13
I’m gone for ONE NIGHT and all my artist oomfies are drawing tummies and boobs without me.
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Jun 13
Did I hear that right? It’s SEAF speedo weather?
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Jun 12
Going in for some advancing SEAFing today so I’ll be gone until about the same time tomorrow.
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Jun 12
FIRST PLACE!! THAT’S MY FUCK8NG GOAT!
Alright I wanna see something,
Which out these 4 historical helmets is your favourite?
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Jun 12
Orbital restraining order:
-Deletes all uncle balls from the mission.
-Doesn’t work.
Jun 12
Orbital Lawyer Strike
Three lawyers arrive via Hellpod and begin explaining that the enemy is technically violating interstellar regulations.
All enemy units and Helldivers in a 50 meter radius suffer 200% confusion.
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Jun 12
Is that it? IS THAT THE FABLED EAGLE BUNKER BUSTER STRATAGEM? (Fabled by me in like one party because I thought it was cool)
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Jun 12
For an anti social degenerate I’ve somehow retained the common courtesy (and sanity) to not spam every chicks replies simping. I’m also fucking scared of foids so that’s mainly why but I can pretend.
Gn, heroes.
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Jun 11
Pre Managed democracy names are so silly.
It’s ‘Rage Against The Dissident Automatons And Bugs And Now Squids Too’!
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