The way that the average YuGiOh player would just go "ohh sweet, Exodia nice" and you have a full grown LARPER man child screaming his lungs out complete with 2 orbiting hypemen. We have reprints bro. It aint gonna catch value man. This is not Pokemon.

getting sunday scaries

a mouse baker who gives you an extra roll

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

Mina, quick, the spark generator needs fixing!! ⚡

I’ve longed for Knicks to win a championship ever since I watched them for the first time on Monday

I am not saying a damn thing this time except that it came out great. You can guess the flavor and know it tastes more like the street vendor version than the restaurant version and it is delicious.

RT @MKaylaUltra: This episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired in 2020 during peak woke

Update: Last night, our baby did in fact arrive just before the Knicks won in five. My wife and I are unbelievably happy. We have a healthy, adorable baby boy. Was tempted to name him Jalen Karl-Anthony OG Baba, but we kept our original choice. Welcome, James Brooklyn Baba 🙌🏾

my son and daughter shot their first short film today.... They wrote a script together and i gave them a $200 budget. 🔥🔥🔥 I'll show you what they made when it's done 🎥 #IndieFilmmaking

Covering a Knicks game with gouache on location.

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

I remember when I was living in NYC I went to Jersey to go visit someone then went to a random basketball court with my boys to play I remember seeing some kid there shooting a ball and missing every shot. I told the kid to practice and keep at it and he said “sir I hope to join the nba some day” and I told him “don’t worry kid you will and I know you’ll be great” His mom then said “Jalen. Jalen Brunson you listen to me when I speak” He said “I gotta go sorry thank you sir” I’ll never forget the day I saw the future Knicker. Not to take credit with my fake story but yeah The Knicks won because of me and I’m glad the kid never gave up because of me and only me 🙏🙏🙏

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

LEMME GET A BRUNSON EGG N CHEESE FULL DICK N BALLS

Yeah, tonight is definitely the night.

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡