Well done CNTW. The statistics have never been like this before. #mentalhealth #suicide #bpd

DEAR MR. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR APPLYING TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE. HOWEVER, "I STOPPED BOMING SCHOOL GIRLS" IS NOT A PEACE PRIZE QUALIFICATION. YOU DON'T QUALIFY FOR THE PRIZE IN ECONOMICS EITHER SINCE YOU'RE GIVING IRAN $300 BILLION TO OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, WHICH USED TO BE OPEN FOR FREE. FINALLY WE CAN'T OFFER YOU OUR PRIZE IN "WINNING WARS AS A DISTRACTION FROM EPSTEIN," SINCE YOU LOST THE WAR AND NO ONE WAS DISTRACTED. HOWEVER, WE PASSED YOUR APPLICATION TO THE INTERNATION COURT AT THE HAGUE, AND THEY SAID YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR!

“So let me get this straight: You started a war, got people killed, torched billions of dollars, threatened global oil supplies & ended up with basically the same deal I had - except Iran gets way more money. And I’m the one you call weak?? 😂😂😂”

Greta Thunberg sends birthday wishes to Donald Trump: “My initial thought was to give you a one-way ticket to The Hague as a birthday gift, but that comment would probably go above your head. I will instead give you a can of alphabet soup; the sentences you poop out will be more coherent than anything you have ever said. Now you can finally take part in meaningful public discourse”

BREAKINGNEWS: Art of the deal. Iran says Trump agreed to 300 billion to rebuild Iran. 24 billion in frozen assets to be released. Iran claims some of that money has already been handed over. Jesus this is a mess. 🚨

#TACOTRUMP caved in again!

Happy Barack Obama Day

DONALD TRUMP IS THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY!

🇺🇸TRUMP: "I've settled eight wars, actually nine, and now it looks like we could have 10." 🇮🇷IRAN: "This man actually started a war, lost it, and fools everyone by saying he settled it. Absolutely crazy." 🤣

This is what competence vs. incompetence looks like.

“We have the best algae. The greenest algae. People are saying they’ve never seen algae this beautiful. Lake Michigan? Sad. Hudson River? Weak. Potomac? Total disaster. But our pool? World-class algae. Everybody agrees. MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!”

Happy Birthday President Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Between Tesla and SpaceX Elon got 38,000 million dollars in government subsidies on his way to becoming the world's first trillionaire, or about $120 for every man, woman, and child in the USA. That makes Sissy SpaceX the biggest immigrant welfare queen in American history

Fun Fact: 100% of trillionaires are Nazi motherfuckers.