Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. Sober. NOT Italian.

Joined August 2020
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I literally just hate Republicans. I don't have any other politics.
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WE'VE BEEN TEXTING ALL DAY
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Whoso descendeth from this slide in Government Center without coming to harm, is rightwise chad born of all Boston, Massachusetts.
I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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there are soooo many hot guys in kilts. they're everywhere. it's actually impossible to function
Thinking about the accent combinations happening in sports bars in Boston right now, chills
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I was really excited to see Disclosure Day on my days off and the consensus seems to be that I should make new plans lol
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The relitigation of Andor by tasteless illiterates might be the final argument that Star Wars must die. When your fans revolt every single time you give them something of even above-average quality, you don't have to be Nostradamus to see the path that lies ahead.
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"It's for kids" is a thought terminating argument that is only ever made in defense of a work that is poorly made. For example, no one says, "it's just for kids" about Calvin and Hobbes, because C&H is good and is enjoyed by both children and adults.
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Yes, obviously, there are works made with the intent that they should be enjoyed primarily by children (look at my pfp lmao). However even from the beginning, Star Wars was universally loved by kids and adults. It wasn't just patient parents taking their kids to the movies.
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we will all be Jojen paste before the decade is out
This just set the Left back 1,000 years.
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waited on a cute guy I've spoken to a few times on the apps and he immediately DM'd me after his group left to see if I want to hang out soon. God, I have seen what you have done for others
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there's a reason they call me Wheeljack'd (editor's note: all followers are required to refer to me as Wheeljack'd henceforth, and act as if they have always done so)
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is this what passes for cogent criticism of Andor among Star Wars fans
Replying to @SJWheeljack
Where's the lie? It is that, it is made for liberals that identify personally with 'Hillary Clinton' not getting the nomination.
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Wheeljack retweeted
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Average star wars fan tries understanding 1% of Andor. Dies trying.
With Andor Tony Gilroy boldly asked "what if we made Coruscant look as bland as possible."
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The idea that the Force is the in-between Something that binds all life and matter together, and that only a limited number of people can find it/use it as a result of chance genetics, are not really compatible with one another. Midichlorians are anti-Star Wars.
Midichlorians are a good establishment for Star Wars and make way more sense than "anyone can use the Force" ever will.
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the concept of midichlorians completely undermines Yoda's "luminous beings" speech to Luke in ESB.
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and what do you think the point of Yoda lifting Luke's X-Wing from the swamp was? "luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." what do you think this means. spoilers it's not that the Force is actually a secret eugenicist.
There's no contradiction with the Force being omnipresent, binding all of creation, and only a few people having a unique connection to it.
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the Force is accessed by faith in the Force. Luke fails to lift his X-Wing from the swamp because he doesn't believe it can. this is not a close read, THE MOVIE TELLS YOU THIS STRAIGHT OUT
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nothing makes prequel fans angrier than the reality that someone whose last name isn't Lucas made a better prequel than Lucas himself. it's so fucking funny watching them flail to condemn Andor while defending a film trilogy where a character says the words "yousa guys bombad."
Here's what's going on in Lucas's films: First, Coruscant is fundamentally designed to evoke the Death Star. Coruscant represents the urban-political world, while the Death Star represents the pure technological world. These two worlds are conceptually distinct, yet very closely related. Coruscant does not look exactly like the Death Star all the time or at every level of its vertical structure, but there is still a visual relationship. As you get farther from the top levels of Coruscant, where the politicians live, the aesthetic of Coruscant starts to diverge more from the Death Star, which you see in the lower entertainment levels or in the Underworld proper. When the Empire takes over, it does not literally remodel the entire planet of Coruscant at every level and start inserting terrestrial-looking Brutalist structures into random locations, as we see in Andor. There is a very specific and unique Imperialized Brutalist look, which starts with military bases installed during the Clone Wars and would presumably have expanded outward from there as Coruscant became more and more a militarized and policed society. There was a highly intentional system of interrelated aesthetic relationships that Lucas established across various levels of the society as well as across various time periods, and a logical progression from the Republic era to the Imperialized era was clearly being seeded by Lucas in a very specific way on Coruscant. Andor ignores all of this, and the result is a far less coherent or interesting aesthetic universe than the one created by George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars.
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People who hate Andor are the people who think the ready room conference table scenes in TNG are the worst parts of the series
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Pretty good! Worth checking out if you liked There is No Antimemetics Division.
and now for something different. need a quick one to catch up on my reading goals for the year. while satisfying to complete, Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn put me several books behind schedule
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