Application Admin and Accidental DBA for World Marketing Inc. Report writing in SSRS. Avid volleyball player (its good to be tall).

Joined September 2011
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#DiabloVI Waiting in hell!
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#ssishelp a way to data scrape XML for table names, etc?
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Next week is Comp Sci Education week. Are you ready? code.org #doyoucode

14 Oct 2013
jamesaltucher.com/2013/10/ho… Another speaker outline that I need to keep an eye on!

RT @DepressedDarth: That awkward moment when someone starts choking and everybody thinks it's you doing it. < LOL!
content-loop.com/10-things-y… Nice! Now I just need to remember this when I finally get around to presenting! #contentloop

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20 Sep 2013
I just got #contactive. It identifies unknown callers and shows social network info as a call is coming in! Get it at bit.ly/10jIntm

17 Jun 2013
Interestingly, I read an article today that I seriously needed to read. bit.ly/VxCdf

RT @datachick: I also found that traveling with my CIA polo shirt got me some nice treatment at TSA. They never asked. < I so want one!
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Does anybody really know what time it is?
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Won 'SQL server backup and restore' from red gate! #sqlsat197
RT @datachick Pretty great tits make better mothers < #science n360.to/13ZdHEd < only you could get away with that tweet! Lol.

RT @DBA_ANDY Watching @billinkc stalk @mmarie during her PerformancePoint session at #sqlsat197 #sqlpass ow.ly/i/1PSeK < lol.

Steve Jones is in the house! #sqlsat197
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25 Mar 2013
Want to Be Happier? Stop Doing These 10 Things Right Now lifehacker.com/5991218/want-… < Nice! Everyone should read this!

12 Mar 2013
Have suspect DB in SQL 2000. Any suggested plan of action/utility to use? #sqlhelp
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I've decided to create a button in Outlook that returns a 'message undeliverable' to the sender. Think it might catch on?