Principal Consultant for SQLskills.com, SQL Server MCM and MVP, Rambling DBA, Husband, Father, and general goofball.

Joined November 2008
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I asked a @FrontFIOS support agent to explain why my bill went up twice in the last 6 months and they entered a change order to my account, adding a $10 delivery fee for equipment I've had for 7 yrs, that isn't changing, and transferred me to retention without even telling me.
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Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
Many have asked if they can send letters of encouragement. ABSOLUTELY. You can send your words, resource ideas and links, and love to desimesawrites@gmail.com ❤️❤️❤️
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Please help @BJRivera29 out by voting for him in this weeks fan pick!
13 Apr 2022
Replying to @813Preps
Your Turn! Who will nab our "Fan Pick" for Week 7 813Preps PotW - sponsored by Play-It-Again Sports - Brandon? @Jake_Kulikowski @mcquiston_zack @LucasPhelps19 @BJRivera29 @JesuitBaseball @CCSLancers @BaseballNewsome @LetoHighSchool
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Does anyone have a method to create multiple CSV aggregate columns similar to what STRING_AGG() does using FOR XML without having multiple scans of the table for inner and outer references? My TSQL foo and google foo is failing me this afternoon, or its not possible #sqlhelp
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Any MARS experts out there that can explain how it works when Attention is raised by one of the connections on a session with 10-12 connections associated with it? #sqlhelp Would it abort just one connection or all on the session under MARS?
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Awesome weekend at @JAMfestEvents! @StingrayAllstrs @LetsGoRaysTAMPA Wave Level 1 Junior Small B National Champions back to back years!
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[Blog] - ICMYI - SqlClient Configurable Retry Logic - New in Microsoft.Data.SqlClient v3.0 - it even allows zero code configuration file based retry implementation for existing applications. #sqlserver #SQLskills sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan…

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Blog: More About AT TIME ZONE - A follow up on the slow performance of AT TIME ZONE correcting an oversight in my original post and providing a solution for proper time zone offset adjustments without the performance overheads. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills
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Shout out to @simon_sabin for the feedback, and to @AaronBertrand for the DateDimension table script.
Blog: AT TIME ZONE Performance Issues - Inside the slow performance of AT TIME ZONE in SQL Server using xperf, and how to work around it for faster queries. sqlskills.com/blogs/jonathan… #SQLServer #SQLskills
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This statement is 2100 characters for the same equivalent as 200 characters. WTF!!! I LOVE ME SOME ORM GENERATED SQL CODE!!! Said no DBA ever!
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Getting Maximum Performance From Always On Availability Groups - A look at the performance implications and considerations for using Always On Availability Groups in SQL Server sentryone.com/blog/getting-m… #SQLskills #SQLServer

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Jonathan Kehayias retweeted
Replying to @HCSOSheriff
@HCSOSheriff who is your off duty deputy driving aggressive, tailgating,and flashing their brights at 6am on Veterans Expwy in a 60 mph zone because me doing 65 wasn’t fast enough for him, then tailgates on my rear bumper all the way to SR54, where he exited, from Gunn Hwy?
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