Haiti are the team every neutral should support at the World Cup. A country devastated by earthquakes and hurricanes , and with a capital and stadium controlled by violent gangs. They’ve qualified despite being able to play at home for 4 years.

USMNT fans on Twitter might be the dumbest, most obnoxious fan base around.

I have this sneaky feeling that Cristian Roldan is going to play a lot more minutes than people expect, and it’s going to be so funny watching the USMNT bros crash out on here #Sounders

🚨🇵🇹Portuguese 2nd division side Torreense have just scored a 112th minute penalty vs Sporting CP in the Portuguese Cup final and QUALIFIED for the Europa League SCENES🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Imagine making soccer your entire personality and then knowing this little about soccer.

The EFL did what the NFL was too afraid to do. Southampton expelled from the playoffs for Spygate!!

Do you care about keeping the @WhitecapsFC in Vancouver? Vancouver's business community has launched an open letter declaring it is ready to help the 'Caps stay where they belong.  Sign the letter to show your support! 👇bit.ly/4u6udza

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Tune in at 8 pm tonight where I'll be joining News Across the Galaxy with our friends from Vancouver to discuss the news that MLS is exploring moving the Whitecaps to Vegas. Lord of discussion of #Cascadia and the SuperSonics being stolen coming! #Sounders

If able, join us for a public demonstration at the FIFA Congress tomorrow morning. This is our opportunity to be seen in front of the world's media. Be at the marked location with your #SaveTheCaps items. Please respect any security cordons and keep it respectful and peaceful.

Hey @VancityReynolds I’ve got an idea. Since you’ve got all this experience as a football club owner now… buy the club in your own backyard and keep them in Vancouver. @WhitecapsFC

This kind of sh*thousery deserves appreciation every time 😭👏

STATEMENT FROM VANCOUVER MAYOR KEN SIM: The Whitecaps have been Vancouver’s club since 1974. Many things have changed throughout the years: the players, the logos, the kits, and the stadiums, just to name a few. The one thing that has never changed is Vancouver’s love of this team. The Whitecaps are one of the top teams in the MLS, they were the runners up in last year’s championship, and they sit in the top ten of league attendance at an average of 24,000 per game. While we understand that professional sports is a complex business, it would be a mistake for any team to leave a market with such a longstanding history and ready-made fanbase. The City of Vancouver has done its part to create a path forward for the team’s future here by offering prime space at Hastings Park for the Whitecaps to construct a new stadium and entertainment district. Now, we face the difficult part. BC Place is owned and operated by the Provincial Government. In fact, it’s the only stadium owned and operated by a government found anywhere in the MLS. In order for the team to stay in Vancouver, the Whitecaps and Province must sign a bridge deal that will allow BC Place to become viable in the near term while a new stadium can be designed and built. That's why today, we are calling on the team’s ownership to publicly and clearly articulate what they need to stay here in Vancouver, and we are calling on the Provincial Government to come to the table and make that a reality. To all Vancouver Whitecaps fans, to the @Southsiders, and to all of the supporter groups, we need you to keep the fight going. We need you to stay strong, and we need you to stay loud. Losing the Whitecaps is not an option. #SAVETHECAPS

Ummmm try again?

Meanwhile in the MASL, a whole-ass brawl erupted between players and fans after game one of the cup final. San Diego Sockers journeyman Stefan Mijatovic has been banned for life from the MASL. Didn’t know that was even possible.

Brian Schmetzer says after @SoundersFC training today that Cristian Roldan took a ball to the head in training and he is now in concussion protocol.