Writer, Skewerer, Digital Therapist. Author of the STFU, Parents book. It'll change your life forever (maybe): amzn.to/SHTlYa

Joined April 2009
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I aspire to be a creepy voice in parents' heads that gently nudges them away from oversharing 🗣x.com/BrightCuPenny/status/7…

19 May 2016
Replying to @STFUParents
@STFUParents: thank you for being the voice in my head to remind me to STFU about being a parent on social media. Love, a new mom.
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There has never been a more perfect metaphor. He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.
The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions. Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.
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I don’t want to jump to conclusions but I’m starting to think he doesn’t like Black people.
Hegseth removed Chappie James's portrait from the Air Force Art Gallery and left the wall empty. James flew 179 combat missions across two wars. First Black four-star general in US military history. Curry passed that portrait every day for a decade. When it came down, he retired. The wall is still empty.
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just witnessed a reverse-americanism at the levi’s store in midtown. two spanish tourists were getting mad at the cashier for not speaking spanish. “it’s new york, you can’t speak spanish??” LMAOOO
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There was no doubt the Knicks were gonna come back and win when the Clan came out at halftime and smoked it 👐

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Late mail-in ballots usually lean more progressive
Actually how the FUCK did they come back from down 76-49 at half
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Hey media Not a Platner fan, but why is he a nonstop story and not Ken Paxton's TWENTY indictments by a GOP led-Texas legislature, securities fraud charges and his wife's filing for divorce on "biblical grounds?"
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This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it. More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months. And here’s the part that should make your blood boil. Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence. The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it. Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price. We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us. wapo.st/3QmJjSz
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Rep. @AngieCraigMN: Do you know how many farms we lost in the US last year? Trump's Agriculture Secretary: Uh... I know you were talking about bankruptcies, about 315 farms-- Craig: We lost 15,000 farms. Do you know how much money farmers lost? $28B. Trump's Agriculture Secretary: Well... It depends on how you calculate that.
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RT @PanasonicDX4500: I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress e…
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So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.
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Unlike Obama unfreezing $1.7 billion in Iranian funds held since the 1979 revolution, Trump is offering Iran a $300 billion outright bribe to let him get out of the mess of the war he started so he can claim a victory and move on.
The @nytimes says Trump is preparing to give Iran a $300 BILLION "investment fund" as part of whatever deal they cut to end the war???
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May 28
Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship. If at any time you hesitate to utter the word genocide or remain silent in the face of blatant lies, remember to ask yourself: who is this for?
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My little brother was molested as a child by a church member and this trauma led him to a substance use disorder that took his life in 2023. Ken Paxton set a man free who did this to another little boy, and republicans will vote for him.
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i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward
The Justice Department is launching a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault, CNN reports. (cnn.com/2026/05/27/politics/…)
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New research: we have studied the wealth of the 200 Californian billionaires and what they effectively pay in tax. From Mark Zuckerberg (Meta) to Sergei Brin and Larry Page (Alphabet), the results are edifying. 🧵 nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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May 24
47 years of living in the south and here’s what I know to be true. If they have a confederate flag on display, they’re doing awful things to kids, pets, and/or spouses. Lots of hate comes with that loser banner.
May 24
🚨 Neo-Confederate Racist Johnny Knuckles has been arrested for r*ping a 2-year-old.
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"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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This deep, aggressive slide into anti-intellectualism is so infuriating because we’re not even combatting opposing views with merit anymore, it’s just fully grown adults being defiantly incurious morons.
BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery
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Senate Iran War Powers Resolution Fails 49-50 After Fetterman’s Lone Democratic ‘No’ Vote Blocks It
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Donald Trump has pardoned more than 70 people convicted of fraud
May 13
Vance: Why are we doing this now? The simple answer is… because we have a president who takes fraud seriously.
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