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LOAD “Dave Storey”,8,1 @STOREY247

Principal Software Engineer @thetrainline, I like spaces (not tabs). Old enough to remember dot matrix printers and 286’s. Be excellent to each other

Joined February 2010
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And while I’m on… @GYMBOXofficial when did you: 1. Decide some members can only take 1 towel and others can have 3? 2. Decide to remove 50% of the cardio equipment at your Farringdon gym? 3. Stop refilling your shower dispensers? 4. Decide to not fix your shitty broke aircon?
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When @GYMBOXofficial send out a “survey”… don’t be surprised if they don’t want to actually hear what you think about their shit gyms and overpriced memberships
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Whoever in @Spotify came up with the stupid idea to put 100s of pull down ads into the iOS app… please git revert that shite. It’s so insanely annoying and makes the whole ux jump at random times
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Curiously wondering if #DiscoElysium was designed as a generational FU to the 80s kids like moi who grew up with binary adventures like SCUM based Monkey Island… if it wasn’t… kudos:.. if it was… applause 👏
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Dear @BritishGas I’d love to pay your astronomical charges, but due to being moved into your “new billing system” and “new account portal” I get an error page when I try to pay you. I hope you fix this soon so you can increase your profits further while families struggle
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A colleague of mine who works ⁦@thetrainline⁩ has come up with a cool card game. He’s looking for crowd funding to get it going… fancy helping him out?? kickstarter.com/projects/rai…

Railway Rush

The pocket sized card game for every journey! Don't miss your train!

kickstarter.com
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It’s a shame that @BorisJohnson resigning doesn’t mean he’s DONE because that’s as likely as Brexit being done 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I gave @GYMBOXofficial a 3 star review on TrustPilot. Now wishing I’d given them 2. Another visit to a “flagship” gym and the changing rooms are dirty and there’s no shower gel in the showers. What am I even paying for???!?!?
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That new @ENTERSHIKARI album packs all the feels. Dead Wood has to be the standout track for me 🖤🖤
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That moment as an “adult” when you realise that the songs you love and associate with… were written by people like you. Kids that didn’t belong… but knew it was ok. Thank you @davidgilmour and @rogerwaters and @pinkfloyd
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Turns out @GYMBOXofficial isn’t too bad first thing Saturday when all the entitles asshats aren’t there… who’d have thought??
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When a band like @Aerosmith is packing a hit like The Other Side… and they hold that back to track 6. That’s when you know the back rocks. They let massive tracks like Love in an Elevator, F.I.N.E and Jamie’s Got A Gun wet your appetite. Mastery in music and presentation 👏👏👏
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I used to report hate filled/bile spilling accounts on here. But now I know it’s more like MySpace and we all just need to #YOLO a bit more
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Once again I find myself stuck in ridiculously long passport control lines while the EU line is empty. Thanks a lot Brexit! #BrexitBrokeBritain #BrexitHasFailed
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Cool Runnings will still always inspire me. Even though I know it’s massively dramatised… how can you not be inspired by a movie like that????
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My @GYMBOXofficial membership is off to a less than great start… no shower gel in any of the showers and dirty changing rooms… sad sad times considering the cost of membership
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The only G7 economy in recession… what could possibly be the cause of this I wonder???? 🤔🤔🤔 can’t quite put my finger on it 😂😂😂 #BrexitShambles
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Using await in a for loop… you may as well write synchronous code because you’re definitely not using any of the asynchronous benefits /rant
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I’ll be honest… #ndclondon has yet to impress me 😢 maybe tomorrow…
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Is it too much to ask for to get a British politician who isn’t corrupt or inept? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ is there not a middle ground here where we can just have some normal people doing this job?
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