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South West Pains @SWR_failway

Providing real-time information and poor excuses for SW Trains' awful service. For queries, comments and ticket information: jog on.

Joined January 2014
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No worries, didn't really fancy going to work today anyway @SW_Help.
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#WATERLOO. COULDN'T GET THERE IF I WANTED TO. 🎡
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Scheduling tweets: the one thing you're worse at than scheduling trains @SW_Trains. x.com/sw_trains/status/89734…

SWR Help
@SW_Help
15 Aug 2017
Travelling between 5-28th August? Complete our #Waterloo Upgrade survey bit.ly/2ldzQdm
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South West Pains retweeted
Natalie@nataliew_p
21 Jun 2017
Has there been any Air Con on your #southwesttrains journey today? #hottestdayoftheyear Surely this cannot be legal...
17% Yes 🌬
83% No πŸ€’
99 votes β€’ Final results
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#HEATWAVE Expectation: beer garden Reality:
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How about just turning the fucking air con on? x.com/sw_trains/status/87755…

SWR Help
@SW_Help
21 Jun 2017
#WeatherSWT – Whoa it’s hot! Please carry a bottle of water with you in hot weather bit.ly/2sanfeg
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While I'll admit I'm the first to moan about #swtrains delays, please do show some compassion for those who've lost their lives today.
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UPDATE: We've taken the #tubestrike as a chance to give our staff a lie-in too. Expect disruption across all lines.
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No worries @SW_Trains, I didn't really fancy being on time anyway.
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We apologise for the delays due to unexpected weather conditions* *We've cancelled your trains and sent the team off for beers in the sun
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U ok @SW_Trains? 30 degrees and the heating is on?
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To do list: -Deploy trains -Look at pictures of cats -Catch Pikachu -Forget to deploy trains -Give up and grab a beer
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If @carlsberg did train journeys...
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UPDATE: normal service has resumed.
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I think you've misunderstood how this whole thing works @SW_Trains
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#VoteLeaveWaterloo
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DELAYED: due to strange wet thing falling from the sky, we've had to cancel your train while we identify the cause.
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When you realise this is every summer on @SW_Trains for the rest of your working life #helpme
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Note to self: bring a fucking Serbian goose feathered parka for the next train journey. About to get frost bite.
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