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Look how gracefully people age when they’re not stealing or killing!
Mama I celebrate you for giving birth to me today 72 years ago.
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My girlfriend Dad said he was once like me
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Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!
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Or when your girlfriend says “I saw your girlfriend” referring to a girl they’re threatened by 😅
I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate
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Oko mi, please threaten me🤲🏽
Do women actually feel threatened when they meet a man who can cook or loves cooking more than them?
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Ofc you'd know how many they are since we ni mmoja wao #BD1 oh you thought I wouldn't know your pseudo account 😂 cheki mtoto anataka cake ya Rubi coming birthday.
Replying to @Marcrix254
she got 2 kids different baby daddies
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I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate
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She says we must not eat Sofia😭😭
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Glad my Grandma is proud that I graduated medical school, but she just moved into a retirement community and she already flexing 😂🤦🏾‍♀️
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When your reply accidentally matches the cause of death 😭
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This woman on tiktok is asking if her baby doing this every time she lifts her up is normal, and this comment is sending me 😭
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Then shave your pus*y Steve, it's that simple.
I like my pussy shaved ladies. It's basic HYGIENE.
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It’s a test. Make sure you Fail it with flying colors.
I was getting ready for my date, make up done & almost finish dressing and received this text, how would y’all feel??
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Is this what men mean when they say they want us to be more feminine?
When female octopuses aren't in the mood to mate, they strangle and eat the male.
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Feminism doesn’t stop you from taking care of your man. Feminism doesn’t stop you from collecting penis. Feminism doesn’t stop you from cooking for a man. Feminism doesn’t stop you from spending your money on a man. You people talk about feminism like it’s a cult created to be against men, it isn’t!
Forget all this feminisim stuff we do online. If money enters my hand, I’m definitely spoiling my babe.🙂‍↔️
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I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂
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My mother is a lot of things o, but I’ll never forget that period I was so so in love and into one boy that I randomly mentioned how I couldn’t wait to take his name and my mother looked at me with so much disgust and went “awoche’n ke kodi?” It loosely translates to “so you are not a person (human) now or what?” The disgust on her face was enough to make me question myself that day, and that was her greatest parenting win if you ask me.
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Huku In-laws hawaamini vitu waliitisha nimeleta zote
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Someone said if it comes to “South Africa Vs Morocco” they will support “Vs” 💀💀💀
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