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Joined January 2015
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Pinned Tweet
18 Jan 2015
The forecast looks a lot like my work week, dark & depressing with an occasional shower.
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
17 Nov 2022
ATTN: engineers fired from Twitter. EarthLink would like to hire you*
*must have extensive dialup/56K modem experience.
(Please drop off a resume at our Pasadena headquarters. Our email accounts are limited to 10 mb of storage.)
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
6 Nov 2022
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
At Earthlink, you’re valued.
We’re a different kind of company.
We aren’t owned by an obnoxious billionaire.
We steal our office supplies from the UPS store across the street.
Oh God, we’re just barely getting by.
sent from my Jitterbug phone
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
11 Oct 2022
Legal has advised us to discontinue our friends and family plan after complaints from friends and family.
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
3 Oct 2022
IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Focus group study revealed that some of you freaks are turned on by the sound of our modems.
EarthLink is a serious dialup provider and not meant to be an aphrodisiac for ASMR weirdos.
Please respect our service.
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
2 Oct 2022
AUDIO from Saturday With Terry and Ted on @lite1067fm. Worst real name ever (with full credit to @WoodyLuvsCoffee).
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
23 Sep 2022
Introducing…
EarthLink Declassified Dialup™️
-𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙.
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
27 Aug 2022
The FBI came for our computer files and we reluctantly turned over the punch cards.
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Sad Meteorologist retweeted
18 Aug 2022
Working on a new curse where your boyfriend inherits a giant pinky ring he feels obligated to wear.
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