Member Of The Resistance 🇺🇸. "Get down on your knees for Umphrey's McGees"😎 Spoonie🥄 No DMs‼️
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In loving memory of one of the most raging Umphreaks with all my love.
Chris Keefer (aka: ps guy)
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Healthcare: NO
Child care: NO
Affordable housing: NO
Trashy UFC birthday party for trump on the White House lawn: OF COURSE, YES
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It’s impossible to overstate how fucking stupid the United States looks on the world stage right now.
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Class and dignity. Remember that?
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The White House Rapid Response account attacked the Weather Channel calling their weather report for DC “Bullshit Clickbait” & then labeled the writer a “Friendless loser.” The Severe thunderstorm watches materialized & rain odds hit 99% & the UFC fights were delayed! 😂😂😂
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The renovated Reflecting Pool in Washington now looks like raw sewage.
Thanks Trump! Good job, MAGA dumbf**cks.
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We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.
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Eric is the dumbest Trump, which is like being the deepest pothole, the itchiest hemorrhoid, the smelliest sewer, or the worst Kid Rock song.
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Elon Musk is being given 715 acres of land in the Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge. A lawsuit has been filed by numerous Conservation groups. They say it violates laws that are protecting refuges and harms endangered species. It’s on a National Historic Landmark.
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It means you live in an aurhoritarian political climate with a mob boss style leader.
When people in Washington lower their voices and say, “Please don’t use my name. I’m afraid he’ll come after my family’s livelihood,” it means something has broken. People no longer trust the law to protect them.
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8h
This is what a REAL PRESIDENT looks like‼️
#HappyObamaDayJune14th2026
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DC Rumors: The UFC fight has been delayed after officials were forced to remove Lindsey Graham from the locker room… again.
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Jameis Winston was with the Japan supporters helping them pick up trash in their section at Jerry World
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Meanwhile...
x.com/Suzierizzo1/status/206…
This is what it looks like in front of the Lincoln Memorial now after Trump’s Birthday Party. Who’s paying to clean this mess up because we know it’s not the UFC!
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Trump announced his tremendous Iran Peace Deal today... but what did American get? We got a ceasefire to reopen the Strait of Hormuz WHICH WAS ALREADY OPEN before his war, and some "vague" future talks???
And it's no better than Obama's deal he tore up because he hates our only Black president.
Trump's war cost taxpayers $25B when we are drowning in inflation; sky-high healthcare, groceries, gas, utilities & rent.
With the midterms coming, Trump did exactly what he accused Obama of in 2011 (see below)
Hypocrisy. Waste. Pain & suffering for Americans.
Is that what you voted for?
#IranPeaceDeal #Midterms2026 #TaxpayerWaste
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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That face when your own people are leaking situation room tapes and even your friend behind you is probably fucking your hooker wife.
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