Born & raised in Moz Angeles. Creator, artist, writer, dragon slayer. Buy my comic: turkeyrobot.com PRONOUNS: King/Lord

Joined April 2022
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The follow up to my hit comic series SILENCE DOGOOD is coming! A young Ben Franklin travels back in time to fight the British & an Artificial Intelligence. Gonna be WILD! Sign up NOW! indiegogo.com/en/projects/tu…
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TAKE SHELTER! OR DRIVE STRAIGHT INTO IT!
We are in the middle of a spergnado everyone act accordingly.
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Land doesn’t vote in California, but dead people, illegal aliens, felons, & drug addicted homeless people do!
Land doesn’t vote but people that live on that land deserve representation and we don’t have it in California
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Guys! Oh no! The people who gave us the Summer of Love riots, tearing down statues, removing other statues like American hero, patriot, and President Teddy Roosevelt in NYC, live sex shows for children at pride parades, and topless transgender women at the White House are big mad about UFC events in DC!
I I’ll never forgive people who voted for Trump. This is on them. The Lincoln Memorial is hallowed ground. Where our greatest president, who gave his life to end slavery, is commentated. Where the Gettysburg Address is written. We live as graffiti now.
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It’s all true.
Ben Franklin invented electricity when he was president so that we could watch America dominate the Europoors at their own sport
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OnLy tRaiNeD pRoFesSioNaLs sHOuLd be aLlOweD tO hAvE FiReArmS, gUyZ!!
Pasadena Officer Shot by Fellow Officer During "Horseplay," Chief Says PASADENA, Calif. — The Pasadena Police Department has released a Critical Incident Video concerning an officer-involved shooting that occurred on September 7, 2025, inside the department's parking structure at 240 Ramona Street in Pasadena. The incident resulted in injuries to one Pasadena police officer, who has since recovered. Pasadena Police Chief Gene Harris said the incident involved "unsafe, out-of-policy horseplay involving loaded firearms" between department personnel. Chief Harris stated that one officer was wounded as a result of the shooting and emphasized that the conduct depicted in the video did not reflect the department's standards or expectations. The injured officer was transported for medical treatment and has since recovered from the injuries sustained during the incident. Pasadena police have not publicly identified the officers involved, and no members of the public were injured. The case remains under investigation and review by the Pasadena Police Department and the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. Sources: Pasadena Police Department; City of Pasadena; Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. #police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #Police_Incidents #CrimeNews
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[Sneak Peek] I revealed this on today's show. Here's a sneak peek of page 6 of OMINUS VOL.1!! I'll have a big art drop in July to show off all of the art I have so far for the book!! I hope you like it, have a great one!! #OMINUS #VOL1
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[Sneak Peek] I revealed this on today's show. Here's a sneak peek of page 6 of OMINUS VOL.1!! I'll have a big art drop in July to show off all of the art I have so far for the book!! I hope you like it, have a great one!! #OMINUS #VOL1
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Come hang out with us as we stream our last episode of ANS! @SeanAhrendt 🤘🏻🔥 It’s been a fun 6 year run but now it’s time to move on to other things! Special guest @thelucentcomic @SheldonMartin6 ‼️ ANS 275 || The END...GOODBYE || Is Jim Lee Back? || Guest Michael Bancroft youtube.com/live/nYUKWBjlt_w… via @YouTube
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The man has never worn pants. #lifegoals
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Replying to @CG_FrogTony
@CG_FrogTony I'll show you my collection if you show me yours. I haven't even posted my Steam and GoG library. So what you got, brokie?
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THE RISE OF THE SQUIRREL!
Replying to @JonMalin
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We're signing books out here in South Jersey. Writhe & Payne 2 is in fuflillment. @TheGrave_Sight is signing the Haunted Pizza Exclusive Biker Mice From Mars Cover.
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Repeal the 19th. These people are too stupid to be allowed to vote. Too weak to control themselves. Too immoral to just say no.
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A man refusing condoms is "a preference" but a women refusing pregnancy is "murder". That isn't morality, it's misogyny.
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Here's...Wednesday!
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They're taking away my 'right' to abort....A 3am Taco Bell, fiasco.
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Ethan Van Ice, saved the Milky Way.. show some love. (Only because he just ate 2 Butterfingers.)
My new profile pic. Slim and charming. Freshly painted beard.
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L.A. VOTING RESULTS ARE A LIE, MOVIES ARE TERRIBLE, AND EVERYTHING'S EXPENSIVE! SALTY & SAVAGE Ep 72 x.com/i/broadcasts/1nxeLLkVz…

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