The truth about @UKLabour

Thank you, Régis ❤️

Sunderland! What a story! 7th and Europa League in their first season back is incredible. The fact hardly anyone is mentioning it as well...

EUROPA LEAGUE FOOTBALL IS COMING TO SUNDERLAND!

Morrisons just said the quiet part out loud. Around 100 convenience stores are now on the chopping block. Hundreds of jobs are at risk. And the reason given is not “greedy supermarkets”, not “corporate profiteering”, not “Tory austerity”, not any of the slogans Labour spent years throwing around. It is “significant cost increases resulting from Government policy choices”. That is corporate-speak for: Labour made it more expensive to employ people, more expensive to operate, and harder to keep marginal stores alive. This is the basic economic reality the Government pretends does not exist. You can raise employer costs and call it “fairness”. You can increase wage mandates and call it “growth”. You can load more regulation onto businesses and call it “responsibility”. You can demand lower prices at the till while making every input cost higher behind the scenes. But eventually the spreadsheet wins. And when the spreadsheet wins, shops close. Not the imaginary shops in a Treasury forecast. Real ones. Local ones. The ones people use for milk, bread, prescriptions, newspapers, top-up groceries and last-minute essentials. The ones staffed by people who do not have the luxury of working from home while lecturing everyone else about “resilience”. This is the part Labour never wants to own. Their policies are always sold as compassion. But the consequences are brutally practical. A store that was just about viable becomes loss-making. A worker who was just about employed becomes “at risk”. A community that had a local shop now has an empty unit with metal shutters. And then ministers will stand up and blame “global pressures”, “market conditions”, “corporate decisions” or “the legacy we inherited”. NO. Morrisons has named the problem directly: government policy choices. That phrase matters. Because it means this was not inevitable. It was chosen.

Has anyone told him, he hasn't even won the by-election yet

The absolutely worst #Eurovisión hosts I can ever remember.

The saunas in Vienna tonight will be banging #leather #Eurovisión2026

Who the fuck thought Italy was good? He’s giving me Uncle Herbert from Benidorm vibes #Eurovisión2026

Is Ukraine taking the piss? 1 point?! #Eurovisión2026

Fun fact. The writers of Rise Like a Phoenix wrote a song for me once…well 3/4 songs. Unfortunately, we never recorded them with my vocals. My favourites were called Stupid Idiotic & Amends #Eurovisión2026 … fact for you there @cristo_radio

What in the ABBA knock off tribute act is this host? #Eurovisión2026

So #Eurovision lets people vote before they’ve seen a single song? This system’s even dodgier than First Past The Post.

Well HELLO Malta 😍 #Eurovisión2026

That’s my girl @DeltaGoodrem

Don’t realise Coleen Nolan was making a pop comeback #Belgium #eurovision

Things to consider about the Makerfield constituency: -Voted 65% to leave the EU -It’s culturally right wing (concerns about immigration) -Ethnically 97% white -68% Christian, 30% atheist, 1% Muslim -Not especially deprived or poor and evenly balanced between working and middle class demographic -Makerfield is in the Wigan District and Reform UK won every single seat that was up for grabs last week Andy Burnham will have to say he is anti-establishment, which he clearly isn’t and distance himself from the labour party which is impossible. Andy Burnham is popular in the Greater Manchester area, but he’s on the left of a party which has taken a drubbing for being on the left of the people of Manchester.

Who the fuck raided Elvis’ grave for that number? #eurovision

I’ve got everything crossed 🤞🏻