Former spokesperson for the Honda Clearance sales event. Shitposting about politics and urbanism | NJ/SC/TX/CO 🏳️‍🌈🤠🏙

Joined April 2020
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A theory I’ve heard why so many people say college was the “best time of their lives” is because it’s the last time they lived in a walkable area close to friends and community.
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Replying to @BoneJail
I saw an analysis that liminal spaces that look like dilapidated malls/stores/offices as being the new generation's versions of the earlier horror creators fascination with decaying victorian mansions and castles: living in the haunted ruins of past prosperity
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CHARLIE KIRK IS DEAD AND PRIDE MONTH IS ALIVE 🏳️‍🌈
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The wrong Biden was president
Incredible stuff happening on this app
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I don’t know how I made it 32 years without seeing this, until I watched it this year on Tubi. Made by the same guys who made Airplane and The Naked Gun, and has a soundtrack populated by Baha Men songs and an full-cast singalong to “All Star” *with* Smash Mouth on stage.
May 31
I’m watching this, and i must be tired because I think it’s the best film I’ve ever seen in my life
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getting kinda tired of being lectured about masculinity and testosterone levels from guys that look like this
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One of the rare times I’m rooting for cancer
May 27
Former Attorney General Pam Bondi is reportedly battling thyroid cancer. bit.ly/4dIjMMN
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The lowest trust societies in America are in the Deep South and Appalachia - conservatism is an antisocial mental disorder grounded in narcissism, paranoia, fear, authoritarianism, insecurity, and fundamental stupidity
May 25
America was built to be a high-trust society.
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Does anyone else remember or miss Product 19 cereal?
Do you ever just crave something that doesn’t exist anymore?
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I also desperately want Blockbuster to come back. So it can fail again and I can say "I told you so". Nostalgia goobers who can't move on with their lives will go three times, incur a late fee, and go "never mind I'm not driving across town for a movie again".
If Pizza Hut can return, then we can resurrect Blockbuster. And we should. While Netflix made things more “convenient” we lost something irreplaceable: The ritual of going to a place with your family or friends to choose a story together. That experience was special.
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all i have to say is josie and the pussycats (2001) was lightyears ahead of its time
What if every viral song, movie, meme, influencer, and celebrity drama in recent memory was the result of a stealth marketing campaign? A dive into the ‘clipping’ underworld. vulture.com/article/social-m…
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30 years from now, after we've been plugged into our Neuralink pods: Do you remember Amazon Prime, Netflix, Disney , Chipotle, Dollar General, the App Store, Spotify, Starbucks
Do y’all remember K-mart, big lots, blockbuster, Hollywood video, Joann fabrics, party city, The dollar store, Rue 21, Forever 21, Toys r us, RadioShack, Rite aid, Shopko, Payless ShoeSource, Borders, Sears
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All of these sparked a Pavlovian response in me
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The 2028 Democratic candidate should openly call red state residents “Trash” and will probably be rewarded for it. They’re saying what every Democrat is already thinking!
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We should have genocided the Confederates.
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If you watched MTV, VH1 or Fuse in the 2000's you saw Justin Harder's work many, many times. This is his 2004 reel, and probably my single favorite design artifact of all time. He's pretty lowkey these days, but his work blew EVERYONE away back then and he was one of the most copied designers of the decade (myself included). IMO a lot of this stuff would still look fresh as hell if it came out today, and he definitely deserves his flowers for being such a huge part of that and era/aesthetic that so many people loved. AFAIK he's not on here, so I can't tag him.
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openai․com was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and tiktok․com was the quaint shared homepage of a couple who went from dating to married with a baby (~1998-2001). THREAD!!!
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POV: It’s 2009… you pause the game for the first time and hear this masterpiece
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This is the America that the Far Right wants to steal from you, spreading their opioids and strip clubs and porn addiction and out-of-wedlock childbirth all across the country. We need to fight back while we still can!
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Norwich VT (population: 3600) 2008: Obama: 74% 2012: Obama: 71% 2016: Clinton: 75% 2020: Biden: 82% 2024: Harris 82%
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Ashley St. Clair confirmed the WH runs group chats telling these accounts what to post. Within minutes of shots fired tonight, before there was any news of casualties and before the President said this exact talking point, this was the chat in real time.
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Kash Patel has already written “anti-ballroom” on all the bullet casings.
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